WHY YELLING AT A MAN DOESN'T WORK<P>What a woman says:<P>This place is a mess! C'mom!<BR>You and I need to clean up!<BR>Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes<BR>To wear if we don't do laundry right now!<P>What a man hears:<P>blah,blah,blah,blan, C'MON<BR>blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I<BR>blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR<BR>blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES<BR>blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW! <P>Wonder how true this is???? <BR>

I had to read it twice before I got it (what does that say about me)!!! LOL!!!!<P>SHA

That's the first real laugh I've had all day (probably all week).... Thanks Sweetpea!

Your joke reminded me of another one...<P>A load of passengers are flying in an airplane, when suddenly, the plane starts to plummet down. It looks like certain death for everyone on board. A woman stands up, tears off all of her clothes and says "I'm a virgin!!! I can't die without knowing what it feels like to be a woman!! A man on board stands up, tears off all his clothes and hands them to her saying "miss, I can make you feel like a woman! Here, do my laundry."<P>Heres another one:<BR>One sunny day, an engineer is walking down the street. A beautiful young woman driving by on her motorcycle sees him, and pulls over. She drops the bike, tears off all of her clothes and says to him "Take whatever you want!!" To the surprise of the woman, he picks up the motorcycle and rides off thinking "wow, I sure made out. Those clothes probably wouldn't have fit me anyway."