Well on a wonderful note, my dh and ds and I just got back from spending five days in Orlando, at a beautiful resort off-property of either major theme park.
Gorgeous resort.
Anyhow, it was almost (our vacation)greatly blemished by the viewing of the blatant actions of what was quite obviously two affairee pond scum suckers during our time there.
As we're checking in our resort (Davenport, FL Omni), dh and I see a rather unusual couple over at the next registrar also going thru the lengthy check-in process. You could not help but notice there was an unusual amount of public p.d.a. between them, and the crazy age difference also. She was about 35 and he around 65. As a blonde, I honestly can say when a cheap bleached out blonde gives us a bad reputation, and this woman certainly was trying for that goal.
Our resort was packed to the hilt and every room was almost sold out as there was a law convention there also (geez when is a lawyer around to help out the poor bw of the cad at check in?). The man and the woman who was brazenly groping this elderly casanova at check in did so in front of my tween age son, and I gave her a look that sent her to hades and back.
Her "friend" began talking to the clerk and when the clerk asked for his name (they were very close to us and sadly we were subjected to hearing the spewing of filth of lies from his cheating mouth) he said he was "with the group" and wanted "the group rate". The clerk was looking the woman with him (bleached out skinny blonde wearing daisy duke shorts and sky high wedge heels on a wednesday evening) up and down unapprovingly, so he whispered to her to go outside and wait on him. My hubby noticed (we were waiting on a few documents and our check in took about 15 min) the guy had the "ring tan" around his fourth finger on the left hand, with his wedding ring conveniently missing. Anyhow, with the skankhola being made to stand outside as to NOT EMBARASS the cheating skuzzbag any more, he then proceeded to actually give somebody a phone call while the clerk was printing off some of his papers too. The idiot in front of us and the clerk, then called his wife, and we heard him tell her that he was checking in as his business meeting ran too late (is that what the buzz phrase for boinking cheap strange is called in cheaterdom?)and that he'd be home tomorrow on a flight and ended with an "I LOVE YOU".
I almost went tango uniform and blew chunks as I heard this and my dh sweetly tried to talk me down and not give the man a verbal thrashing. So I waited.
The clerk came out and said she could not find the man's name in the group of lawyers but if he gave her his bar assn membership card, she said she'd gladly give him one of a few rooms left at the rate, but the cheater of course, did not have a membership card with him.
fULL PRICE TO CHEAT!!!
Did I mention how the post midlife crisis playboy was dressed? Oh how funny! He was dressed like a bad 1980's preppy cartoon character, wearing boat shoes, khaki pants, no socks, and a blue blazer at night on a wednesday. After he got his cheaters' key to the cheating lair, the skankola skanked back in and stood near him.
They actually had to stand near us for maybe two more minutes and then I went tango uniform on them somewhat. I looked at my husband and said loudly, "You know what? It is so amazing the way people will lie and cheat on their spouses, probably exposing their poor betrayed wife or husband to some god-awful rutting disease you know? I then said "I BET there are ALOT OF SCUMMY cheaters at this resort don't you?"
The couple looked freaked out that they heard me say that to my husband and quickly skanked over to the elevators so they could go to the rutting lair. As they walked away the other clerk gave them scowLs of disapproval and it was obvious she knew what they were up to as well as us.
We didn't see the cheaters again, until the next afternoon as I was waiting by myself on the valet to bring our vehicle around. Then gosh o golly I got lucky! The skanky cheating husband and his posow had to wait beside me for the valet too!
I looked them both slowly up and down and gave them again another scowl. The man then gave her a quick hug and tried to act as if he was NOT WITH THE OW and got into a town car and separately was taken away, probably to the airport, so he could fly home to wife who didn't know her husband was cheating.
So that left me standing eye to eye with the piece of crap ow. And of course, I took advantage of a situation. I looked at one of the other porters standing near us, looked at her, and said loudly while staring her down, "it is amazing how some women choose to be paid hookers, living off of the income of other families and sending diseases home to wives. But then again, you know that these women will never live my life, they'll never have dignity and will only be able to be served sloppy seconds and have to endure the shame of knowing they are nothing but a dirty secret."
I asked the porter beside me who was also stunned by seeing what he saw with that horrible couple what he thought of the matter, and he said "Ma'am, sadly in my job, I see home wreckers all the time. I see them come and go here, and they are all the same doing the same thing for the same reasons."
Then a cheap, wreck-on-wheels car was brought in by the valet (like why a valet for that?)and it was the car of the other woman. I began laughing out loud, and ironically, the porter standing beside me began laughing loudly too, as the shamed skank mistress climbed into her wreck of a car, and she turned to give me an evil glance and I gestured to her sweetly, flashing my nice sized wedding ring at her. I gave her the finger but not the 3rd, but the 4th, and glared my bling at her, hopefully blinding the hobag and blinding some sense into her for that fun drive home in the junk heap.
Skank drove off and as the valet brough around my suv, the porter gave me a fist bump and said "That took guts. I so have wanted to do this to the cheaters I have seen at this resort and felt I couldn't do so. Thanks for being brave."
I told the man that I'd endured this about eight years ago, and that I am the mortal enemy of affairs and hate them and how they bring down families. The guy said he hated them too, and that when people like those two cheaters are at a nice resort, they just think they are fooling people, that they think they blend in like nice, respectable married couples and families, but that they are truly laughing stocks, easily pointed out and that all the staff at these places just laugh at them and gladly take their tips from them, but wish they could give them the ULTIMATE tip...and that would be to stop the damn cheating and go home to their families and spouses.
So please show this post to the cheating wives and husbands here and let them know that they aren't fooling anybody when they try to skank at a hotel. It doesn't matter if it is the Econolodge or the Ritz Carlton, the folks around you, KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING and that they all think the same thing, that cheaters are not people worthy of respect. When you choose to lie and betray your wife, husband, and children, you cannot go much lower, as there are only a few other mortal sins which could cause more harm and devastation.
