My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
I ain't been home since Friday night
And now my wife is coming after me

Give me police protection
Gonna buy a gun so
I can look after number one
Give me a bodyguard
A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive

All I did was have a bit too much to drink
And I picked the wrong precinct
Got picked up by the law
And now I ain't got time to think

Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
When she catches up with me
Won't be no time to explain
She thinks I've been with another woman
And that's enough to send her half insane
Gonna buy a fast car
Put on my lead boots
And take a long, long drive
I may end up spending all my money
But I'll still be alive

And I'm oh so tired of running
Gonna lay down on the floor
I gotta rest some time so
I can get to run some more

She's comin'!
She's comin'!




This is for all the guys with tired legs.
And their lovely spouses that they don't deserve.

WHOA! Deja vu all over again!

On D-Day, I spent the day talking to OWH and tearing apart the phone records. Then I went to the gym and started numbly jogging on the treadmill - I'd forgotten that song was on my ipod. It obviously had a whole new meaning for me when it came on at that moment.

Man that got tossed of the infidelity thread. Oops. I thought a little levity would lighten things up. kinda Que Sera, Que Sera.

LOL! Well, it might be a little...er...sensitive to newly betrayeds over there. I can look at it very differently now, having a few years of recovery behind me.