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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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Not long ago there was a huge incident where life changed forever. And though this ... Where's Mr Wondering? Of course he decided that the time wasn't right to write poetry. So he decided to never again write any poetry.
Instead he went to see a one eyed proctologist (aka Dr. Hardnose, a Goldfinger wannabe who had a nervous eye twitch and long fingers), Dr. Anal Fissure!
"Go ahead, laugh," sputtered the detective as he looked into Mr. Wondering's large cavernous nostrils and shouted, "Eureka! THERE"S my gun!" But was it a gun or a fossilized nugget of crystallized sugar? "Oh, that's gross."
Marley was dead, skewered by four.
To begin with, the killer roamed -- Scrooge was next.
"Y'all are strange..." He whispered nefariously.
And who's Marley?
Scrooge's former partner.
Now a ghost. Or is he?
When suddenly the clock struck midnight!shots rang out, a door slammed, the maid screamed!
Earlier that evening, suspected international vampire, Count Vladimir Bitemoften, and Wondering's brother, Spanky the clown, stopped for tea, then started again talking about the mysterious bloody shoelaces, discovered quite unexpectedly in Wondering's possession, behind his ear tied in a rather unique knot. "Clever!" he thinks, as he hides his bloodied stump over there behind his electric tricycle.
The detective got the maid's number
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further the investigation.
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"thinking it might lead to some further the investigation"?
This story was making so much sense before that happened...
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"thinking it might lead to some further the investigation"?
This story was making so much sense before that happened... Oh, CWMI and I cross-posted, and her words sound like they're going to be a lot more fun than mine! Strike 'further the investigation'! 
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Not long ago there was a huge incident where life changed forever. And though this ... Where's Mr Wondering? Of course he decided that the time wasn't right to write poetry. So he decided to never again write any poetry.
Instead he went to see a one eyed proctologist (aka Dr. Hardnose, a Goldfinger wannabe who had a nervous eye twitch and long fingers), Dr. Anal Fissure!
"Go ahead, laugh," sputtered the detective as he looked into Mr. Wondering's large cavernous nostrils and shouted, "Eureka! THERE"S my gun!" But was it a gun or a fossilized nugget of crystallized sugar? "Oh, that's gross."
Marley was dead, skewered by four.
To begin with, the killer roamed -- Scrooge was next.
"Y'all are strange..." He whispered nefariously.
And who's Marley?
Scrooge's former partner.
Now a ghost. Or is he?
When suddenly the clock struck midnight!shots rang out, a door slammed, the maid screamed!
Earlier that evening, suspected international vampire, Count Vladimir Bitemoften, and Wondering's brother, Spanky the clown, stopped for tea, then started again talking about the mysterious bloody shoelaces, discovered quite unexpectedly in Wondering's possession, behind his ear tied in a rather unique knot. "Clever!" he thinks, as he hides his bloodied stump over there behind his electric tricycle.
The detective got the maid's number
and called her thinking it might
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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BW(Me)aka Scotty:37 DSx2: 10,12 DDAY2(PA)Nov27/09 Plan B Dec18/09 Personal R in works Scotty's THING Newly Betrayed click herePraying for walls and doors. Thanx MM “Surviving is important. Thriving is elegant.” ? Maya Angelou PROGRESS NOT PERFECTION THANK YOU
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One who said BA HUM BUG!
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Never contact me again! Oops, that's too many words. Scratch that one!
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Not long ago there was a huge incident where life changed forever. And though this ... Where's Mr Wondering? Of course he decided that the time wasn't right to write poetry. So he decided to never again write any poetry.
Instead he went to see a one eyed proctologist (aka Dr. Hardnose, a Goldfinger wannabe who had a nervous eye twitch and long fingers), Dr. Anal Fissure!
"Go ahead, laugh," sputtered the detective as he looked into Mr. Wondering's large cavernous nostrils and shouted, "Eureka! THERE"S my gun!" But was it a gun or a fossilized nugget of crystallized sugar? "Oh, that's gross."
Marley was dead, skewered by four.
To begin with, the killer roamed -- Scrooge was next.
"Y'all are strange..." He whispered nefariously.
And who's Marley?
Scrooge's former partner.
Now a ghost. Or is he?
When suddenly the clock struck midnight! shots rang out, a door slammed, the maid screamed!
Earlier that evening, suspected international vampire, Count Vladimir Bitemoften, and Wondering's brother, Spanky the clown, stopped for tea, then started again talking about the mysterious bloody shoelaces, discovered quite unexpectedly in Wondering's possession, behind his ear tied in a rather unique knot. "Clever!" he thinks, as he hides his bloodied stump over there behind his electric tricycle.
The detective got the maid's number and called her thinking it might lead to some interesting discoveries about the dreaded pupsockett or was that�
Yes it was. Has to be. It certainly looked similar to the one who said BA HUM BAH!
Scratch that one.
Sigh, if only.
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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H broke contact 11/1/09
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