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If you are serious about saving your marriage, you can't get it all on this forum. You've got to listen to the Marriage Builders Radio show, every day. Install the app! Married to my radiant trophy wife, Prisca, 19 years. Father of 8. Attended Marriage Builders weekend in May 2010 If your wife is not on board with MB, some of my posts to other men might help you.
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“In a sense now, I am homeless. For the home, the place of refuge, solitude, love-where my husband lived-no longer exists.” Joyce Carolyn Oates, A Widow's Story
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Not long ago there was a huge incident where life changed forever. And though this ... Where's Mr Wondering? Of course he decided that the time wasn't right to write poetry. So he decided to never again write any poetry.
Instead he went to see a one eyed proctologist (aka Dr. Hardnose, a Goldfinger wannabe who had a nervous eye twitch and long fingers), Dr. Anal Fissure!
"Go ahead, laugh," sputtered the detective as he looked into Mr. Wondering's large cavernous nostrils and shouted, "Eureka! THERE"S my gun!" But was it a gun or a fossilized nugget of crystallized sugar? "Oh, that's gross."
Marley was dead, skewered by four.
To begin with, the killer roamed -- Scrooge was next.
"Y'all are strange..." He whispered nefariously.
And who's Marley?
Scrooge's former partner.
Now a ghost. Or is he?
When suddenly the clock struck midnight!shots rang out, a door slammed, the maid screamed!
Earlier that evening, suspected international vampire, Count Vladimir Bitemoften, and Wondering's brother, Spanky the clown, stopped for tea, then started again talking about the mysterious bloody shoelaces, discovered quite unexpectedly in Wondering's possession, behind his ear tied in a rather unique knot. "Clever!" he thinks, as he hides his bloodied stump over there behind his electric tricycle.
The detective got the maid's number and called her thinking it might lead to some interesting discoveries about the dreaded pupsockett or was that�
Yes it was. Has to be. It certainly looked similar to the one who said "BA HUM BAH!"
Scratch that one.
Sigh, if only.
Meanwhile, at the reptilian egg hatchery, reptiles were dying 'Twas frightening, but not surprising ta'll.
One egg survived and it said, "I need shrubbery to hide from the abominable snowman and his gang of clever snowflakes, which were green, the truth seekers??? Yes, truth seekers.
This green gang wore their colors and followed their instincts to find something not surprising but very interesting. Everyone around was
just naval gazing
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(wow .. this is probably the most entertaining 3 word story i have ever read! SOme very creative ideas floating around. Its funny to see people try and steer the story one way only to have it curbed into another direction!)
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BW(Me)aka Scotty:37 DSx2: 10,12 DDAY2(PA)Nov27/09 Plan B Dec18/09 Personal R in works Scotty's THING Newly Betrayed click herePraying for walls and doors. Thanx MM “Surviving is important. Thriving is elegant.” ? Maya Angelou PROGRESS NOT PERFECTION THANK YOU
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..the Lone Ranger!
(think I showed my age...doubt if anyone today knows who he is....*s*)
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D-Day 2-10-2009
Fully Recovered and Better Than Ever!
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Then he shouted ---------------------------------------------- ..the Lone Ranger!
(think I showed my age...doubt if anyone today knows who he is....*s*) I do .. I do!! ... used to watch that show on TV. HI Ho SILVER! AWAY!!!!! lol .. does that make me old? -----------------------------------------------------
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Then he shouted ---------------------------------------------- ..the Lone Ranger!
(think I showed my age...doubt if anyone today knows who he is....*s*) I do .. I do!! ... used to watch that show on TV. HI Ho SILVER! AWAY!!!!! lol .. does that make me old? ----------------------------------------------------- My kids watch that show now!
If you are serious about saving your marriage, you can't get it all on this forum. You've got to listen to the Marriage Builders Radio show, every day. Install the app! Married to my radiant trophy wife, Prisca, 19 years. Father of 8. Attended Marriage Builders weekend in May 2010 If your wife is not on board with MB, some of my posts to other men might help you.
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"Whistle up and save my dear granny".
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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