Which then began

Not long ago there was a huge incident where life changed forever. And though this ... Where's Mr Wondering? Of course he decided that the time wasn't right to write poetry. So he decided to never again write any poetry.

Instead he went to see a one eyed proctologist (aka Dr. Hardnose, a Goldfinger wannabe who had a nervous eye twitch and long fingers), Dr. Anal Fissure!

"Go ahead, laugh," sputtered the detective as he looked into Mr. Wondering's large cavernous nostrils and shouted, "Eureka! THERE"S my gun!" But was it a gun or a fossilized nugget of crystallized sugar? "Oh, that's gross."

Marley was dead, skewered by four.

To begin with, the killer roamed -- Scrooge was next.
"Y'all are strange..." He whispered nefariously.
And who's Marley?
Scrooge's former partner.
Now a ghost. Or is he?

When suddenly the clock struck midnight!shots rang out, a door slammed, the maid screamed!

Earlier that evening, suspected international vampire, Count Vladimir Bitemoften, and Wondering's brother, Spanky the clown, stopped for tea, then started again talking about the mysterious bloody shoelaces, discovered quite unexpectedly in Wondering's possession, behind his ear tied in a rather unique knot. "Clever!" he thinks, as he hides his bloodied stump over there behind his electric tricycle.
The detective got the maid's number and called her thinking it might lead to some interesting discoveries about the dreaded pupsockett or was that�

Yes it was. Has to be. It certainly looked similar to the one who said "BA HUM BAH!"

Scratch that one.

Sigh, if only.
Meanwhile, at the reptilian egg hatchery, reptiles were dying 'Twas frightening, but not surprising ta'll.
One egg survived and it said, "I need shrubbery to hide from the abominable snowman and his gang of clever snowflakes, which were green, the truth seekers??? Yes, truth seekers.

This green gang wore their colors and followed their instincts to find something not surprising but very interesting. Everyone around was just naval gazing while looking through their sad estates. Then, suddenly out of nowhere came the Lone Ranger! with flags flying! Then he shouted "Whistle up my men and save my dear granny". That's when he stopped short of belching up pickled sugar-crusted nose hair, which then began

a series of

coughs and gags.

After the coughing,

The Ranger lit

the biggest doobie

and sat back

*gasp* lol .... totally unexpected response coming from you pepper.
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while he watched

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strawberry fields forever.

Famished from munchies,

he began to

Not long ago there was a huge incident where life changed forever. And though this ... Where's Mr Wondering? Of course he decided that the time wasn't right to write poetry. So he decided to never again write any poetry.

Instead he went to see a one eyed proctologist (aka Dr. Hardnose, a Goldfinger wannabe who had a nervous eye twitch and long fingers), Dr. Anal Fissure!

"Go ahead, laugh," sputtered the detective as he looked into Mr. Wondering's large cavernous nostrils and shouted, "Eureka! THERE"S my gun!" But was it a gun or a fossilized nugget of crystallized sugar? "Oh, that's gross."

Marley was dead, skewered by four.

To begin with, the killer roamed -- Scrooge was next.
"Y'all are strange..." He whispered nefariously.
And who's Marley?
Scrooge's former partner.
Now a ghost. Or is he?

When suddenly the clock struck midnight!shots rang out, a door slammed, the maid screamed!

Earlier that evening, suspected international vampire, Count Vladimir Bitemoften, and Wondering's brother, Spanky the clown, stopped for tea, then started again talking about the mysterious bloody shoelaces, discovered quite unexpectedly in Wondering's possession, behind his ear tied in a rather unique knot. "Clever!" he thinks, as he hides his bloodied stump over there behind his electric tricycle.
The detective got the maid's number and called her thinking it might lead to some interesting discoveries about the dreaded pupsockett or was that�

Yes it was. Has to be. It certainly looked similar to the one who said "BA HUM BAH!"

Scratch that one.

Sigh, if only.
Meanwhile, at the reptilian egg hatchery, reptiles were dying 'Twas frightening, but not surprising ta'll.
One egg survived and it said, "I need shrubbery to hide from the abominable snowman and his gang of clever snowflakes, which were green, the truth seekers??? Yes, truth seekers.

This green gang wore their colors and followed their instincts to find something not surprising but very interesting. Everyone around was just naval gazing while looking through their sad estates. Then, suddenly out of nowhere came the Lone Ranger! with flags flying! Then he shouted "Whistle up my men and save my dear granny". That's when he stopped short of belching up pickled sugar-crusted nose hair, which then began
a series of coughs and gags.

After the coughing, The Ranger lit the biggest doobie and sat back while he watched strawberry fields forever.

Famished from munchies, he began to look for pizza.

The truth seekers

circled their wagons

around granny then

she whipped out

A stockinged leg

and stilleto clogs

And said, "hey!