there was a

snotty old bag

full of snot

"That'sssss not funny"

she grumbled nastily

with her horned

owl sitting on

"owl sitting on"

her bald head

Not long ago there was a huge incident where life changed forever. And though this ... Where's Mr Wondering? Of course he decided that the time wasn't right to write poetry. So he decided to never again write any poetry.

Instead he went to see a one eyed proctologist (aka Dr. Hardnose, a Goldfinger wannabe who had a nervous eye twitch and long fingers), Dr. Anal Fissure!

"Go ahead, laugh," sputtered the detective as he looked into Mr. Wondering's large cavernous nostrils and shouted, "Eureka! THERE"S my gun!" But was it a gun or a fossilized nugget of crystallized sugar? "Oh, that's gross."

Marley was dead, skewered by four.

To begin with, the killer roamed -- Scrooge was next.
"Y'all are strange..." He whispered nefariously.
And who's Marley?
Scrooge's former partner.
Now a ghost. Or is he?

When suddenly the clock struck midnight!shots rang out, a door slammed, the maid screamed!

Earlier that evening, suspected international vampire, Count Vladimir Bitemoften, and Wondering's brother, Spanky the clown, stopped for tea, then started again talking about the mysterious bloody shoelaces, discovered quite unexpectedly in Wondering's possession, behind his ear tied in a rather unique knot. "Clever!" he thinks, as he hides his bloodied stump over there behind his electric tricycle.
The detective got the maid's number and called her thinking it might lead to some interesting discoveries about the dreaded pupsockett or was that�

Yes it was. Has to be. It certainly looked similar to the one who said "BA HUM BAH!"

Scratch that one. Sigh, if only.

Meanwhile, at the reptilian egg hatchery, reptiles were dying 'Twas frightening, but not surprising ta'll.
One egg survived and it said, "I need shrubbery to hide from the abominable snowman and his gang of clever snowflakes, which were green, the truth seekers??? Yes, truth seekers.

This green gang wore their colors and followed their instincts to find something not surprising but very interesting. Everyone around was just naval gazing while looking through their sad estates. Then, suddenly out of nowhere came the Lone Ranger! with flags flying! Then he shouted "Whistle up my men and save my dear granny". That's when he stopped short of belching up pickled sugar-crusted nose hair, which then began a series of coughs and gags.

After the coughing, the Ranger lit the biggest doobie and sat back while he watched strawberry fields forever.

Famished from munchies, he began to look for pizza.

The truth seekers circled their wagons around granny then she whipped out a stockinged leg and stilleto clogs, and said, "Hey! Where is Waldo?" He's right there, but he ran to Santa's workshop to get a pair of skates that were made of peppermint candy, and sang "Melodylane"...

Then, out came Tonto, complete with a rhinestone tiara and buckled shoes. He then reached into his sporran to get his Pea shooter pistol and aim it yonder by the tacky and flashy woman in black. But what did the woman have that was special? A letter that she had the sparkle and dazzle of a rhino and a hippo but not a giraffe on a pogo stick doing the hokey pokey with reckless abandon.

Meanwhile, in Lapland, there was a snotty old bag full of snot. "That'sssss not funny" she grumbled nastily. with her horned owl sitting on her bald head. "I remember Marley

TJ/ finally we have a tie-in to this crazy story!! Marley!!/TJ

PM, I agree - lots of curious subplots...

"I remember Marley"

before he became

entangled in a

reindeer-rustling scheme

involving two cyborgs

and the Enterprise!

Somewhere, from behind

a dog barked!

Not long ago there was a huge incident where life changed forever. And though this ... Where's Mr Wondering? Of course he decided that the time wasn't right to write poetry. So he decided to never again write any poetry.

Instead he went to see a one eyed proctologist (aka Dr. Hardnose, a Goldfinger wannabe who had a nervous eye twitch and long fingers), Dr. Anal Fissure!

"Go ahead, laugh," sputtered the detective as he looked into Mr. Wondering's large cavernous nostrils and shouted, "Eureka! THERE"S my gun!" But was it a gun or a fossilized nugget of crystallized sugar? "Oh, that's gross."

Marley was dead, skewered by four.

To begin with, the killer roamed -- Scrooge was next.
"Y'all are strange..." He whispered nefariously.
And who's Marley?
Scrooge's former partner.
Now a ghost. Or is he?

When suddenly the clock struck midnight!shots rang out, a door slammed, the maid screamed!

Earlier that evening, suspected international vampire, Count Vladimir Bitemoften, and Wondering's brother, Spanky the clown, stopped for tea, then started again talking about the mysterious bloody shoelaces, discovered quite unexpectedly in Wondering's possession, behind his ear tied in a rather unique knot. "Clever!" he thinks, as he hides his bloodied stump over there behind his electric tricycle.
The detective got the maid's number and called her thinking it might lead to some interesting discoveries about the dreaded pupsockett or was that�

Yes it was. Has to be. It certainly looked similar to the one who said "BA HUM BAH!"

Scratch that one. Sigh, if only.

Meanwhile, at the reptilian egg hatchery, reptiles were dying 'Twas frightening, but not surprising ta'll.
One egg survived and it said, "I need shrubbery to hide from the abominable snowman and his gang of clever snowflakes, which were green, the truth seekers??? Yes, truth seekers.

This green gang wore their colors and followed their instincts to find something not surprising but very interesting. Everyone around was just naval gazing while looking through their sad estates. Then, suddenly out of nowhere came the Lone Ranger! with flags flying! Then he shouted "Whistle up my men and save my dear granny". That's when he stopped short of belching up pickled sugar-crusted nose hair, which then began a series of coughs and gags.

After the coughing, the Ranger lit the biggest doobie and sat back while he watched strawberry fields forever.

Famished from munchies, he began to look for pizza.

The truth seekers circled their wagons around granny then she whipped out a stockinged leg and stilleto clogs, and said, "Hey! Where is Waldo?" He's right there, but he ran to Santa's workshop to get a pair of skates that were made of peppermint candy, and sang "Melodylane"...

Then, out came Tonto, complete with a rhinestone tiara and buckled shoes. He then reached into his sporran to get his Pea shooter pistol and aim it yonder by the tacky and flashy woman in black. But what did the woman have that was special? A letter that she had the sparkle and dazzle of a rhino and a hippo but not a giraffe on a pogo stick doing the hokey pokey with reckless abandon.

Meanwhile, in Lapland, there was a snotty old bag full of snot. "That'sssss not funny" she grumbled nastily. with her horned owl sitting on her bald head. "I remember Marley before he became entangled in a reindeer-rustling scheme involving two cyborgs and the Enterprise!�

Somewhere, from behind, a dog barked! Ominously, the crone

t/j
I just got done doing the same thing, NG! ROFL! In case anyone is interested, we've put together about 575 words in groups of 3 at a time, excluding a couple of t/j's and markos' distress over the disclosure that his boyhood hero was a fan of smoking organic materials.

Carry on! I'm looking for a publisher as we speak...

began to whine