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I may never be able to order Genoa without giggling now....thanks Mel 
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Is that a type of salami?
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Is that a type of salami? Do we have to teach you foreigners everything?? We Americans are very WORLDLY and, as such, all know about EYE-talian genoa salami. We do know a thing or two about a thing or two!  And yes, we even know about Chef Boyardee!
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I prefer hard salami. Unslapped.
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I prefer hard salami. Unslapped.  Mel is so old school!!! Salami
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I prefer hard salami. Unslapped. I just spewed my Pepsi, you dweeb!!
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Good lord! I'm shocked. Absolutely shocked at the vulgarity of some people.
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You know that Mel can meet all four of the intimate needs while driving?
DRIVING! rofl.
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"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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You know that Mel can meet all four of the intimate needs while driving?
DRIVING! rofl. 
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I prefer hard salami. Unslapped. I guess i will never be able to order any type now
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I feel really sorry for the next publix deli man who fills my order. When he says, "And how would you like that, ma'am?" it is going to take all my power not to say, "Thick. And unslapped, please."
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"I'd like a pound of hard salami, thick, please!"
rofl.
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Between Mel's salami, and her driving skills, I am getting ideas about our next date night. To the supermarket. "Can I have two full breasts, please?" "Would this be a good choice for fish tacos?" "I love a good poundcake. Do you have some fresh poundcake?" "Excuse me, where can I find wieners?"
rofl...
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You know that Mel can meet all four of the intimate needs while driving?
DRIVING! rofl. You're so right. I guess she isn't as old school as I thought. I mean dang that's pretty impressive. 
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"I'd like some beef tenderloin, please."
"How much, ma'am?"
"Eight inches."
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"I'd like some beef tenderloin, please."
"How much, ma'am?"
"Eight inches." Dang gurl you're on a BIG roll today!!!
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I hereby declare Saturday as Sexual Innuendo Date Night at the Supermarket.
Whoever giggles first has to drive home. lol.
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I feel really sorry for the next publix deli man who fills my order. When he says, "And how would you like that, ma'am?" it is going to take all my power not to say, "Thick. And unslapped, please." ROFL...
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Seriously, when I read that post about slapping the salami, I laughed so hard there were tears rolling down my face. I am going to have to avoid the deli counter altogether now.
ME: BW
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