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Thought of doing some limericks and thought I would share.
The laconic poster named NG
Who types his message for free
You better take his advice
And never think twice
Or he'll target your rear with his knee
She drops in on your post for a spell
She a has a real name, but goes by Mel
No beating around
Because she has found
If they all worked the PLAN it would be swell
I can think of another named Pep
Who always has a witty spring in her step
She speaks to those who are haughty
And speaks of things quite naughty
But where we would be without Pep?
Scotty is the queen of plan B
She will tell you how empowering it can be
And as it draws near
Please don't you fear
Your healing will be there for all to see
Feel free to add.
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"...... The Shawshank Redemption.
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Sit with me and calculate the odds
Of the danger posed by uncouth clods.
Anger and frustration
Would hurt MB nation,
Without the vigilance of the Mods!
Sincerely,
A Recidivist Clod
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She drops in on your post for a spell
She a has a real name, but goes by Mel 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Exposure, Exposure is what we all say
It's the best chance you have to make the OP go away
So work up your courage with all of your might
Affairs won't last long once exposed to the light
So work the MB plan, it is the best way
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"...... The Shawshank Redemption.
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So part of exposure is called Carrot and Stick
An amazing tool which is ever so slick
No conflict but strength with calmness abound
Then bring in the stick which is sure to astound
Be ready for anger, for the FOG will be thick
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"...... The Shawshank Redemption.
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When needing to turn a wayward's head
Plan A is your butter and bread
But if there head is too thick
and you are quick with the stick
They'll likely get lumps on their head
"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field." - Niels Bohr
"Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons." - Michael Shermer
"Fair speech may hide a foul heart." - Samwise Gamgee LOTR
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You may find during plan A your at the end of the trails
You enter plan B after covering details
Personal growth will occur with much delight
Sprout your wings proudly and then take flight
We fly proudly with colorful nails
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"...... The Shawshank Redemption.
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She drops in on your post for a spell
She a has a real name, but goes by Mel Still bouncing around a few ideas for another Mel limerick........be afraid....be very afraid
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"...... The Shawshank Redemption.
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"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Uhoh...now I'm afraid....nevermind then......
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"...... The Shawshank Redemption.
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I got ya covered, Logan:
If your spouse has stopped showing affection,
And cheating is clear, through inflection,
You need not give 'em Hell.
You only need shout "Mel!"
They don't want to mess with our Texan!
Yeah? Well, if you think rhyming something with "Texan" is hard, "Oklahoman" will be impossible!
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I got ya covered, Logan:
If your spouse has stopped showing affection,
And cheating is clear, through inflection,
You need not give 'em Hell.
You only need shout "Mel!"
They don't want to mess with our Texan!
Yeah? Well, if you think rhyming something with "Texan" is hard, "Oklahoman" will be impossible! Oh, not so fast, my palaverous pal! So you think your spouse ain't a roamin' And you've ignored every sanguinous omen Then along comes ol' Mel Lack of fidelity the smell that brought this affair killin' Oklahoman
"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field." - Niels Bohr
"Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons." - Michael Shermer
"Fair speech may hide a foul heart." - Samwise Gamgee LOTR
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To my aid came others
Given my druthers
Writing limericks is fun
Though some may shun
Thank you my MB brothers!
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"...... The Shawshank Redemption.
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I got ya covered, Logan:
If your spouse has stopped showing affection,
And cheating is clear, through inflection,
You need not give 'em Hell.
You only need shout "Mel!"
They don't want to mess with our Texan!
Yeah? Well, if you think rhyming something with "Texan" is hard, "Oklahoman" will be impossible! 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Then along comes ol' Mel
Lack of fidelity the smell
that brought this affair killin' Oklahoman 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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It's easy to rhyme "Yankee." Just sayin'.
If you are serious about saving your marriage, you can't get it all on this forum. You've got to listen to the Marriage Builders Radio show, every day. Install the app! Married to my radiant trophy wife, Prisca, 19 years. Father of 8. Attended Marriage Builders weekend in May 2010 If your wife is not on board with MB, some of my posts to other men might help you.
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There once was a lady named Mel,
Who said "Ah, you never can tell.
There's no magic wand,
So be bl**dy Bond!
Then armed right with the truth, bring h*ll."
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Second verse.....
There's no reason to remain quiet.
Fogbabble, you better not buy it!
Follow the lead of Mel,
Bring a shotgun and Hell,
And model your actions on Wyatt!
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I love it! You guys are good!
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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I can think of another named Pep
Who always has a witty spring in her step
She speaks to those who are haughty
And speaks of things quite naughty
But where we would be without Pep? Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Adorable!  I'm taking a mini vacay from posting on the real MB advice forums. Time to refresh and renew myself. I notice that I sort of run out of gas ever since my surgeries and I decided that I need to focus on myself a lot more. It's all good. 
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