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One for Pep:
Oh, Pepperband, she's a bright chick,
Advised not only carrot, but stick.
But those who won't abide
Go down a slipp'ry slide,
Then say "This carrot made me too sick!"
xFWW(me)-48
Married-14 years
D-Day~23-May-11
NC- 14-Apr-11
1 DS 15
Online course July '11 to July '12
17 sessions with S. Harley Feb '12 to Sep '12
Divorced Jan 21, 2013
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What rhymes with poja and lettuce?
"Get busy living, or get busy dying"...... The Shawshank Redemption.
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What rhymes with poja and lettuce? If I say it I might regret this on the tale of tortillas and lettuce if you don't follow POJA and your husband should scold ya sack him like you're Jerome Bettis Work?
"An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field." - Niels Bohr
"Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons." - Michael Shermer
"Fair speech may hide a foul heart." - Samwise Gamgee LOTR
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If your husband complains about your independent decisions
accuse him of being "controlling"
which works every time to stop the rain
Until Bill Harley ruins your fun...
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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If your husband complains about your independent decisions
accuse him of being "controlling"
which works every time to stop the rain
Until Bill Harley ruins your fun... MelodyLane, you stink at this! Get back to the day job!
BW
Married 1989
His PA 2003-2006
2 kids.
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If your husband complains about your independent decisions
accuse him of being "controlling"
which works every time to stop the rain
Until Bill Harley ruins your fun... MelodyLane, you stink at this! Get back to the day job! 
FWW/BW (me)
WH
2nd M for both
Blended Family with 7 kids between us
Too much hurt and pain on both sides that my brain hurts just thinking about it all.
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Whatevah!!  I love dat poem!! 
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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Facebook "friending" and online tweeting,
Has led to an upsurge in cheating.
With the pain he's enabled,
Mark Zuckerberg, the fabled
Programmer, should receive a beating!
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If the problems are getting gnarly,
And you and spouse can't seem to parlay,
Get on the MB site,
And read with all your might,
The wisdom of good Doctor Harley!The Muse was upon me! ![[Linked Image from planetsmilies.com]](http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evil/evilgrin0012.gif) Better an infected tick was upon you, NG!
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