Hi,<p>There has been a lot of tension on this site lately. Many new ones here in the beginning stages of dealing with the A. A lot of pain and frustration is being put out here in a vent form and this is good. <p>A few months back, some started threads on a lighter note. It helped eleviate the frustration of our problems and help put them in a better persepctive. Are we poking fun at the fog? Yes. Should we? If it helps us keep our santity. Yes. You can laugh with my stories if it helps. Trust me, I laugh at my stories. I have to otherwise, I'd be crying all day and I am not a crier!!! <p>So with that note I kick off the Fogese State Law thread. Unoffically it is an unincorporated piece of land that exists in the minds of Ws's everywhere. The OPs visit and set their claim. Residency is usually temporary. Aliens are allowed. Bs's are not. <p>I originally posted this on Kevco's thread. He recommended I start one here to get more input. Please stop by and share your thoughts. Wild, insane, funny, whatever......this is a free country. Oops..... don't let the fogese state police know about this thread or else ..... [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img] <p>
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Orchid:
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Didn't you know that the OP/WSs live in a place where you are guilty for just being????? Uhh...being a BS/H/W/parent/child/alive? The state is called Fogese land. The rules are:<p>1. They don't have to be there to be there
2. The BS is never right
3. WS/OP are right 50% of the time and the BS
is wrong the other 50%. <p>4. No BS's allowed
5. NO BS Lbing allowed
6. BS's loose all rights when entering Fogese
land.
7. The fogese police have the right to pull you out of your house and from your car if they even suspect the you suspect that the WS is up to no good. <p>8. BS's are not allowed to Fogese land with or without a passport. <p>9. Fogese residents have no hospitals or jails because no one is ever sick and does no wrong. <p>
I am sure there are more rules and if I keep this up, WAT & a few others might show up and add more...... [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p></strong><hr></blockquote><p>
L.<p>[ November 04, 2001: Message edited by: Orchid ]</p>

11. The flag is that of a giant "?".<p>12. The motto is "I don't know".<p>Karen<p>[ November 04, 2001: Message edited by: Topie25 ]</p>

And what a vast land it must be!<p>13: In Fogese, OPs are above the law. Once admitted to Fogese, they can do no wrong, no matter how slimy they may have been in the real world!<p>14: An odd physical characteristic of Fogese (only discovered recently by chemists) is that most precious metals, and gold especially, seem to become very slippery when placed on the human body. For some reason, this effect is stronger around the fingers...

The national bird would have to be the FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah yes, the Mothership has a powerful hold on their abductees.<p>Jokes aside (sorry Orchid - I know this is uncharacteristic of me), I find my most strength when I remember that the fog mentality cannot be countered. Its presence signifies that rationality is still absent, that hope is still warranted, and that I am not the crazy one.<p>Once in a while we have to step back and look at the big picture. Our WSs have committed a horrific wrong. They will attempt to justify their behavior one little piece at a time, but BSs should not allow ourselves to get sucked into the minutia - their justification of specific acts that in their minds add up to justification for the BIG act: betrayal and the destruction of families.<p>So, let's keep the big crime in mind. It'll help us keep our sanity by reminding ourselves that we are the "normal" ones.

1) WS are able to see other couples fog but not their own
2)no children allowed
3)parking lots in fog land magicly transform into romantic love dens
4)no clocks in fog land
5)flowers smell better, music always plays, even the water tastes better
6)The wicked witch of the West lives their (in my opinion)

Hmmmm, wonder if they all eat waffles for breakfast?? [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img]

Desparado by the Eagles has to be the theme song...<p>
.... you've been out riding fences for so long now.....<p>PP

In Fogese land the history books are re-written daily...<p>Chief historian is a graduate of Revisionist U.

15. WS is required to answer all specific questions from BS as follows; A. I`m not sure. B.I can`t remember. C. Probably. D. Maybe.

I resently discovered, through good sorces that all WS, were trained by yoda in using the fog, how ever darth vader is their leader and the fog has been with them.

16. One LB you have to start plan A again from the ground up since they have short memory.
17. Three LB you are out.

To truly be a member in good-standing in Fogeese Land, one should
1)obtain a cell-phone and learn password functions to voice-mail
2)carry second set of clothes at all times in a presentable vehicle
3)be willing to make multiple trips to the store for milk, bread, and eggs each weekend
4)request cell-phone company to forward cell-phone bills to the office
5)change the combination no. on briefcase frequently
6)cancel caller-ID on home phone
7)memorize words to a specific song and play it over and over and over again to help you remember your times in Fogeese Land

Hi all,<p>Thanks for your contributions. Here's more:<p>31. Padded Fences. So the WS can sit on them all day long..<p>32. Amusement park has 1 ride, the roller coaster of emotions...... Big dip, loopdi loop, sideways sidewinder, reverse loop, etc. <p>33. No utilities or bills exist in fogese land.
Wss can live on nothing. Willing to sleep in the car to show their devotion to the OP. Taking a shower or bath is not mandatory. <p>34. All promises by OPs to WSs are valid. Even though they never do anything to make the promise come true. Yet the WS is willing to give up house, home and family to wait for the promised promise. <p>35. An A is better than marriage. <p>36. Fake pregnancies are allowed. So are fake children, fake money, fake jobs, fake divorces, fake spouses, fake identities, etc. <p>....oh I guess there's more. <p>L.

Oh, god, Orchid.
Fake pregnancies. How many of these are we supposed to withstaand!!!!!!!!!!1 [img]images/icons/frown.gif" border="0[/img]

Oh, god, Orchid.
Fake pregnancies. How many of these are we supposed to withstand!!!!!!!!!!1 [img]images/icons/frown.gif" border="0[/img]

Sorry for the double post1111111

Feigned pregnancies.....3 as of now. She probably thought she was carrying quadruplets, then quintuplets, then sextuplets (just joking about the multiple births - as far as I know, OW never mentioned multiple births...... I dubbed her Mrs. Rabbit. NOw the name is for real.... LOL!!<p>L.