Hi all, <p>Ok when I am under stress I am one of those weird people that need to laugh. Not hysterical but maybe to balance the stress load. <p>A friend sent this to me today and it made me crack a smile. Call me goofy but that's me. <p>I hope it gives you something to wonder or giggle about. Thanks for all your support on my other thread. <p>A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up
with the remainder of the proverb.
Their insight may surprise you.<p> Better to be safe than....................punch a 5th grader.<p> Strike while the..........................bug is close.<p> It's always darkest before............... Daylight Savings Time.<p> Never underestimate the power of..........termites.<p> You can lead a horse to water but.........how?<p> Don't bite the hand that................. looks dirty.<p> No news is................................impossible.<p> A miss is as good as a....................Mr.<p> You can't teach an old dog new............math.<p> If you lie down with dogs, you'll.........stink in the morning.<p> Love all, trust...........................me.<p> The pen is mightier than the..............pig.<p> An idle mind is...........................the best way to relax.<p> Where there's smoke there's...............pollution.<p> Happy the bride who.......................gets all the presents.<p> A penny saved is..........................not much.<p> Two's company, three's....................the Musketeers.<p> Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed.<p> Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.......you have
to blow your nose.<p> None are so blind as......................Stevie Wonder.<p> Children should be seen and not...........spanked or grounded.<p> If at first you don't succeed.............get new batteries.<p> You get out of something what you.........see pictured on the box.<p> When the blind leadeth the blind..........get out of the way.<p> And the favorite...<p> Better late than..........................pregnant.<p> And these are 1st Graders !!!!!!!<p> [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img]
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