Just monkeying around, but, if you could, what LB stocking stuffers would you give your WS for Christmas. Here's my list:<p>

• Cancellation notice of his Cell, Pager and Phone card.
• 5 Year subscription to "Cheaters never Prosper".
• A Bill Clinton mask
• A Male Chastity Belt
• A life time prescription of the strongest anti-biotic available
• Paternity Insurance, or a pre-paid Vasectomy

<p>How's that? Do you think Santa will think this naughty of me??? [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Jo<p>BTW: "LB" can have dual meaning "LOVE BUSTER" or "LOVE BANK" ... you decide. [img]images/icons/smile.gif" border="0[/img]<p>[ December 21, 2001: Message edited by: Resilient ]</p>

this is probably more serious than you'd like...but if I could give my H anything...<p>1. The ability to like and trust himself...
2. His self-respect and self-esteem...
3. A stronger relationship with God...
4. The ability to voice his opinions w/out doubt...
5. An easy smile and ability to enjoy life...I miss his laugh...
6. A strong will...<p>C A L I

OK, I'll answer this as if it's for someone else's female WS.<p>The stocking stuffer is a box of condoms.<p>Her: Ah, did you forget I had my tubes tied? <OM> doesn't need these.<p>Me: No, I remember quite well. But I think you should ask him to use these with you to protect you from STDs that he gets from all the other women he sleeps with.

Great Love Buster gifts -<p>*A picture of me, grinning from ear to ear, with his testicles in my hand.
*A collar and leash
*A picture of OW with a noose around her neck
*Credit card bill, received just after Christmas, showing how much money I had spent at Harrods for presents for my very sexy and very Italian OM! Hmm...could also be lots of charges from Victorias Secret for lingerie he would never see.
*All of his favourite gadgets (computer, cell phone, stereo, games consoles, etc...), wrapped in a beautiful box with ribbons and paper. Except when he opens it, he find them all smashed to bits.<p>And those are just off the top of my head. I'm sure I could think of more! Hey, this is fun! <p>(it should be noted, that while I find this fun, I would never actually do any of these things!)<p>VE

Just a mirror will do. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img]

How about a reality check.<p>A crystal ball, that shows past present and future. (Then she can see what kind of human being and wife she has been, is and can be.<p>A video of me in bed with her best friend. [img]images/icons/shocked.gif" border="0[/img]

1. A clue.
2. Conscience.
3. Values.
4. Remorse.
5. Peace.

How about baby supplies for those WS's who "robbed the craddle"?<p>[ December 22, 2001: Message edited by: Anna2000 ]</p>

Me next! Me next!!!!!<p>Okay:<p>1. A medical Dictionary so he can read for himself that crabs and trichomoniasis are in fact std's.<p>2. A bible.<p>3. A pack of condoms, cos he can't find them in the pharmacy himself........<p>4. A lie detector.<p>5. A magnifying glass, so he can find his morals.<p>6. A transcript of every rotten thing he has said and did to me over the past year, every lie, every trick he did.<p>7. (AND this is for REAL!!!!) The settlement papers and child custody orders!!!!!! [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>Have yourselves a Merry Little Christmas........<p>Love and light,<p>Jacky

The man I know he is<p>His Character
His Morals
His Commitment
and then...
His Hapiness
His Joy
His Passion<p>It's all in there somewhere....

my christmas gift to the STBX & OW<p>there pictures on billboards all over their side of town with hugh red A's across their chest.<p>or maybe I could get my OS to write a few things in bathrooms on that side of town like for a good time call.......<p>instead I'm giving the STBX the gift of being here Christmas morning, of course, when I offered I didn't know he was going to take them the 23 or 24th<p>however I am getting lots done, I don't do well with help in the kitchen, & this kitchen there is no room, so I am not being withch mama but when they return the house will smell of peppermint & cinnamon & other neat smells.<p>so I guess I will give a final LB to STBX remind him of memories<p>I had menat to make albums of the boys for him for Christmas but the photos were just not organized enough to do, OS thought mom you are evil<p>Hey I try

Everything I think of is more for me then him, is that selfish or what?<p>I got it a Broom, so that he can clean up the mess that he has created.<p>Dawn

a load of laundry in a grocery bag with a pound of poop. Fresh and soft...... phew!! oh yea and stinky too!<p>OOoops I thought this was about what to give the OP?!?!?! <p>For the Ws: How about some of that senior moment stuff? You know the memory builder vitamins? [img]images/icons/grin.gif" border="0[/img] <p>
L.<p>[ December 24, 2001: Message edited by: Orchid ]</p>