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OK, I take back everything I've previously said about how futile it is to try to "help" WSs out of their stupor, aka: alien abduction. Here's a sure fire "cure": Stop Alien AbductionsI'm embarassed to admit that I didn't know this valuable information before now. WAT <small>[ May 06, 2003, 10:38 AM: Message edited by: worthatry ]</small>
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That's very cheap compare to Dv lawyer + Dv settlement and is very quick solution. However ... how could we make WS wear them in the first place ? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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WAT:
Never mind the aliens, how was your vacation??
-ol' 2long (fka Qfwfq)
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My first thought is, I'd look dang good in that helmet <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> .
I think I'll order a couple dozen, have a party and pass them out. "Friends don't let friends have their thoughts abducted by aliens."
Maybe Dr. Harley could carry them on this website, I see the helmets as integral to Plan A.
Ok...I'm done.
How was the vacation?
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WAT!
I LOVE your sense of humor!
Catch any fish?
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OMG Dave! I'm emailing the Harley's .... they need to know about this new technology [Plan H].
The NEW BS Infidelity Warrior Kit:
1. SAA
2. HNs/HNs
3. De-Fogger
4. Fence Disassembler
5. Cake Evaporator
6. and THE Helmet
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Well, that would never work for me! It would mess up my hair, WAT. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
Bout time you got back here!
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WAIT!!!! I went to that site (as DR Wat instructed) and Look @ what I found???? Italian UFO Website www.ufoitalia.net Italian UFO's??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> What's next? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> Howz that for a bit'o fogese???? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> How was the vacation Dave???? Any fish stories? Hmm...... I don't think he was fishing much..... me thinks he already catch him a beaut! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> L.
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OMG!! We could make a fortune on these!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Designer helmets! Lakers, Broncos, Angels, Reds, etc logos, MelodyLane, don't worry about your hair. We could put the wig of your choice on the outside! And if the WS doesn't want to wear it, we could include a tube of Crazy Glue to glue it on their head while they sleep. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> No more waiting for the Lotto! Our fame and fortune awaits us......
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I can envision of vast army of holy warrior BS's descending like a horde over a group of heathen WS's, and in one fell swooop, attaching the helmets on to their selfish, thoughtless little heads. Then the clouds part, and the fog clearing light of remorse shines down from the sky on to these wretched creatures.... Bartender, I'll have another one those that the gentleman on the floor is having. hick!, excuse me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
<small>[ May 06, 2003, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: T00MuchCoffeeMan ]</small>
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I especially like the testimonials: "Haven't been bothered ONCE by aliens since I started wearing the helmet!" Duuuuuuhhhhhhh! OK, how 'bout this: "Since I stopped wearing underwear, I haven't been bothered at all by elephants!" If you think these folks are strange, just imagine how really warped our WSs were - who were REALLY abducted!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Thanks for asking, my vacation was terrific. The only stain was that my marine radio got stolen right off the boat. The travel slump has exacerbated the already strained economic conditions in the Caribbean. The locals are scraping to get by. Everyone go to the islands and spend money!! You can get some really great travel deals right now. The fishing was just so-so. Caught two nice tuna trolling, but the best eating was the yummy snappers we caught bottom fishing after dark using chicken skin as bait. Grilled fresh, they can't be beat! WAT
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