Hi All,<P>I have a dumb Pee Wee Herman joke for you all. Hope this puts a smile on you face. We all need it desperately.<P>Here Goes.<P>What do you do with an elephant with three balls?<P>Walk him and pitch to the rhino!<P>This one always makes me smile no matter how many times I hear it. Hope you all have a good day.<P>Wishing us all the Best.<P>Medic

Tee Hee!<P>Lori

LMAO!

lol, how cute!<BR> Have a great friday and weekend.

I didn't get it..... !!! <P>But here is one I did get..... <P>>Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.<BR>>"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.<BR>>"I froze to death," says the second.<BR>>"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to<BR>>death?"<BR>>"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man.<BR>>"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes.<BR>>But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind<BR>>of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"<BR>>"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was<BR>>cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to<BR>>the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement,<BR>>but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the second floor, but<BR>>no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic,<BR>>and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."<BR>>The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.<BR>>"What do you mean?" asks the first man.<BR>>"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be<BR>>alive."