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The holiday divorce.........
#2991511 12/24/03 11:12 AM
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A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York a couple of days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer." the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, you can call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister who explodes on the phone.

"No way they're getting divorced." She shouts, "I'll take care of this!"

She calls Phoenix immediately and screams at her father,"You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?", and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife, "Okay" he says, "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

<small>[ December 24, 2003, 10:14 AM: Message edited by: Pepperband ]</small>
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#2991512 12/24/03 11:20 AM
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That was GREAT , thanks for the <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> chuckle <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> .
Love, Julie Jo
Re: The holiday divorce.........
#2991513 12/24/03 11:44 AM
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I loved this. and the one about the flowers.....

Merry Christmas.......and a very Happy New Year!!!!!
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#2991514 12/24/03 12:27 PM
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<img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

I saw it coming a mile away, and it still made me laugh when I finished reading it.

Thanks Pep.
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#2991515 12/24/03 12:30 PM
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Your "stories" have brought much needed chuckles! I'm sure many will be retelling them...

Merry Christmas...nev

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