A guy is driving through the countryside and suddenly develops <BR>car trouble.<P>The highway is rather deserted, and having no other choice, he <BR>pulls his car over. Fortunately, he spies a farmhouse a little <BR>ways up and walks there in hope of using a phone to call for <BR>help. <P>At the house, a farmer answers the door, and hearing the man's <BR>plight, welcomes him in to use the phone. <P>While the man is on the phone calling a towing service, he <BR>notices something odd in the farmer's backyard: a pig with a <BR>wooden leg. Waiting for the tow truck, the two strike up a <BR>conversation. <P>The man can't help his curiosity and asks the farmer, "Was <BR>that a pig with a wooden leg I saw in your yard?" "Sure was," <BR>the farmer replies. The man says, "I have to know, why does <BR>the pig have a wooden leg?" <P>"Well, that's a very special pig," the farmer says. "One day, <BR>I tripped and sprained my ankle near the highway. That pig <BR>pulled me from harm's way and went to the house, got my wife, <BR>and let her know I was in trouble." <P>"Wow," the man said. "I don't know of many dogs that could do <BR>that. That is a special pig. But, please tell me, why does the <BR>pig have a wooden leg?!" <P>"Well, as I was saying," the farmer replied, "that's a very <BR>special pig. One day me and the Mrs. were asleep in bed when <BR>the house caught on fire. That pig ran upstairs, jumped on the <BR>bed, woke the both of us up, and sure as I'm talking to you <BR>today, saved our lives." <P>"I understand that pig is very special," the man says, getting <BR>a little frustrated, "But, please tell me. Why does the pig <BR>have a wooden leg!?" <P>"Well," the farmer replies, "a pig as special as that, you <BR>wouldn't want to eat him all at once now, would you?"

<B>BAD BAD TNT!!</B> <P>hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!<P><P>------------------<BR>~Sheryl<P>Marriage: the most important contract you'll ever enter into, and the most sacred.<P>

trustntruth,<P>Well, I eavesdropped and this just had me LOL!!<P>I know it was intended for new_beginning, but I enjoyed it too!!<P>Thanks,<P>Roll Me Away

Oh brother! LOL!<P>Cheryl

I sent this off to right around 20 people... my darling sister laughed her fool head off and sent it off to another 20...<P>Laughs all around, today TNT. And my sister said she was having a very bad day until that arrived... see how you can help people with just a little chuckle??<P>Love to you...<P>------------------<BR>~Sheryl<P>Marriage: the most important contract you'll ever enter into, and the most sacred.<P>

I love it..~ lol<P>And I thought I saw 'em all..

Chuckles from down under