THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE<BR>* If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too <BR>slowly.<BR>* Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all <BR>count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.<BR>* The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot <BR>car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.<BR>* Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off <BR>your appetite and you'll eat less.<BR>* A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories <BR>in one place. Isn't that handy?<BR>* If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.<BR>* But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?<BR>* If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.<BR>Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to <BR>protect themselves.<BR>* If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a <BR>balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?<BR>* Money talks. Chocolate sings.<BR>* Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.<BR>* Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?<BR>A. Because no one wants to quit.<BR>* If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An <BR>entire garment industry would be devastated.<BR>* Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.<BR>That way, at least you'll get one thing done.<BR><P>------------------<BR>RobinAnn<P>*********<P>Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape!
