...We had a fight my man and me, he
thought I should have no problem with
him dating and acting like he was
free as long as he came home to me.
...With this I did not agree. I wanted
to make my position on the matter quite
clear, I threw my best paring knife at
him and almost removed his right ear.
...He screamed that I had lost my mind
when I picked up my basball bat, and
when I tried to insert it in his behind
he cried a lady shouldn't act like that.
...I threw him out my door and told him
that if he liked living he shouldn't
come around here anymore.
...I proceeded to burn all of his
clothes, except for one pair of BVDs
stained and full of holes. I figured
that he might have need of those.
Now he is free, I wouldn't have him
back for anything. I'm over him totally
But you know I bet he won't ever forget
me!