S&C,
How many fruit cakes did you bring? There's a couple of loose bricks on the front of my house (and in my head) and those fruit cakes would just do the trick. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Hey, I brought the eggnog. Howdaya like it? spiked, extra-spiked, or "peal-me-off-the-floor". <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

S&C,
What kinda oldies. I guess I'm one of the youngins here. I hope it's not 1860's music. We're all going through enuf civil wars. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

sg,
Do u perform lobotomy's as well? Being a proctologist, you'll probably find my brain in the nether region anyway. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

h98,
Why don't you take a couple of the fruit cakes to bribe the local police down in Mexico. Could use to bail yourself out of trouble.

OK. I am ready to dance. Anyone care to join me?

Love all of you. You're all a great bunch of people.
God's Blessings for Christmas and always,
tryingTOhaveSOMEfun <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

TTHSFun,

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">How many fruit cakes did you bring?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well I brought the one I always bring to Christmas parties (it really should have been eaten at the first party). sg an DZZZ were already here when I showed up. You and H98 showed up later. So I guess I brought two, me and the one you eat.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">There's a couple of loose bricks on the front of my house (and in my head) and those fruit cakes would just do the trick.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I guess if no one eats it this year, it will be just right for you house project.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hey, I brought the eggnog. Howdaya like it? spiked, extra-spiked, or "peal-me-off-the-floor". </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Probably, since I don't drink any more, it won't matter either way; you'd have to "peal-me-off-the-floor".

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">What kinda oldies.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well there's me. And since I don't know how old the rest of you are, I guess there's just me.

But then again it wouldn't hurt to dust off the ole' sing-along from the Abe Lincoln Quartet; "Deck the Halls with Cannon Balls".

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Do u perform lobotomy's as well? Being a proctologist, you'll probably find my brain in the nether region anyway. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I saw the presents sg brought everyone. DIY lobotomy kits. Designed and recommended by the American Proctologists Research Counsel. A little hard to use, but it's ok, everything comes out in the end. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Why don't you take a couple of the fruit cakes to bribe the local police down in Mexico. Could use to bail yourself out of trouble.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yeah, h98, I think everyone here but'cept OHIT, qualifies as a certified fruitcake. A couple of us just might scare the ba'jeebies out of them and keep you out of trouble.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">OK. I am ready to dance. Anyone care to join me?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I think the fruitcake is ready.

Hey anyone seen lupo... I hear she's got a great cookie recipe. May she'll come to the party and share with us.

Be back later. Gotta go to the post office. I need my daily quota of standing in line. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Bless you all.

S&C

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I think everyone here but'cept OHIT, qualifies as a certified fruitcake. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">*sniff* That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me.........

Remember the old Three Dog Night song "Mama Told Me Not to Come"? ( I've seen things here I ain't never seen before)........

Is that SG under the punch bowl? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Oh yeah, I get to be the one to take Dzzz home from this party 'cause she's saved the last dance for me........Wasn't that a party.........

"Low-bottom-ies" aren't too fun after four or five times, either...........
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
OHIT

Oh, yeah!! I got the cookies!

Subject: Christmas Cookies
Christmas Cookies
1 cup of flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
c sup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer....Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried bruit, Pick the frigging fruit off the floor....Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose wtih a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something, Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure th put the stove in the dishwasher.

Enjoy your cookies.

CHERRY MISTMAS

Everyone, I'll be leaving for 5 days in the morning, so won't be around till next Friday. Hope you'all enjoy the cookies <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> AND the party.

Can you believe I'm going to visit where NOBODY has internet access??!?!?!?!??! What's WITH those people?!?!?!?!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

Ok, I'm back from the post office (the lines were long).

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">*sniff* That's the nicest thing anyone ever said to me......... </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well you know what they say; "Everybody's normal until you get to know them".

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Remember the old Three Dog Night song "Mama Told Me Not to Come"? ( I've seen things here I ain't never seen before)........

Is that SG under the punch bowl?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Something tells me it's going to get weirder. Looks like he's trying to combine the DIY Lobotomy kit and the Colonoscopy machine. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> Hey sg, come join the party!

I'm going to have some "CHERRY MISTMAS" cookies. Ummm good; "anyjody wanna boin me". Thanks lupo... have a good time.

Laterz'.
S&C

<small>[ December 20, 2003, 04:57 PM: Message edited by: steadfast and committed ]</small>

Whaata great parta' huh Steadfast?? You are STILL "steadfast" right? LOL

I was just "sharin" the cookie recipe with the EN board .. but alas ... one of the goofy's got there first!

I hate when that happens! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

OH-OH ..... what is that smell??!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" /> I think it's comin from under the punch bowl ... SG don't put those two wires together!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Too late......

Now WHO is gonna clean up this mess? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Boy oh boy .. WHO's idea was this to have a Christmas party anyway ....

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />


DZZZ

Wow look at his hair.

Where's that video camera when I need it?

Hello everybody, where's the diet soda <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

-jSC

Java,

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Where's that video camera when I need it?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I think there was a camera attached to the Colonoscopy machine. Do ya think it caught anything?

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hello everybody, where's the diet soda </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Check with the bartender, he's the one peeking around the overturned table.

Welcome to the party.

S&C

Man, I missed the party! I was too busy working! <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> I guess I'm gonna have to clean up the mess from all you party animals! Always a minute too late and a dime too short!! <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" />

From what I see though, it's been one heck of a party!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />