<BR>Update Stardate 1999 Nov26,<P>My wife has now moved out and I saw her briefly this morning. She moved to a different city. She(we) seems to be in the same funk. Doesn't speak to me unless spoken to. No eye contact.<BR>I set aside time to cry a little before I go to bed alone at the hurt of it all. Sometimes if I'm watching a movie with the right theme or scene I break down. I don't know what's next???She hasn't filed but what do I know???<P>A friend of mine sent this to me. Made me laugh and realize how flawed we all are and without God's help how dark it must be<P> "Periodic Elements"<BR>Valuable scientific data. Two proposed new additions to the <BR>periodic table (from Chemistry class)elements:<P>Element Name: WOMAN <BR>Symbol: WO <BR>Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)<BR>Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing <BR> and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. <BR> Very bitter if mishandled.<BR>Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses<BR> strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.<BR> Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic<BR> food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.<BR>Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion <BR> of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.<BR>Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.<P>Element Name: MAN<BR>Symbol: XY<BR>Atomic Weight: (180+/-50)<BR>Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out <BR> of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to <BR> find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to <BR> conduct electricity as easily as young samples.<BR>Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it <BR> can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes <BR> explosive when mixed with KD (Element: Child)for prolonged <BR> period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.<BR>Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens <BR> are able to produce large quantities on command. <BR>Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes <BR> and begins to smell. <BR><P>------------------<BR>John

Thanks John<P>very funny, and how true.<P>It's 7 am Sat. morning here, and you've started my day with a laugh.<P>Thanks,<P>Jo

That's good, John! <P>Lori

That's good, John! <P>Lori

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