For singleguy (who asked) and anyone else who felt out of the loop in the Great Pontification Discussion of February 27, 2004.

Definition, per Merriam-Webster:

n. the state, dignity, or term of office of a priest, bishop, or pope.

vb. to deliver dogmatic opinions

This has been a public service announcement. You may thank me with frozen salmon filets. Thank you. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

<small>[ February 29, 2004, 10:28 AM: Message edited by: new_beginning ]</small>

Bump for singleguy! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Sheryl,

Now that's the girl I'm looking for. I knew she was in there somewhere!!! See, if you search long enough, and hard enough, you can find the true personality of anyone! I figured there was just a little bit of a stinker in you, now I know! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

As far as frozen salmon patties? You've lost me again! I'm afraid you will now have to do the frozen salmon patties loop. Here we go loopty loo, here we go loopty lye!

God Bless Sheryl
sg

<small>[ March 01, 2004, 08:51 AM: Message edited by: singleguy ]</small>

Oh, I'm a real card, I tell ya. Funny, funny, funny... or at least I was in my prior life. Did you know I was voted "Most Humorous" in High School. I was a Senior Most!! It only happened 27 years ago, so I think I can hang onto it, don't you? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Seriously, if you'd have known me prior to MB, you would have thought I was happy, funny and lovable. Everyone did.

Then... well... what you see is what I've become... but somewhere under the pain... is a very funny lady!

Thanks for playing with me today. I had fun writing this post for ya! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Hang on to your hat Sheryl. That "OLD" Sheryl is on her way back. And she'll be better than ever! Oh, she'll be comin around the mountain when she comes.....

Have a Happy and Bod Blessed Day!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
sg

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Oh, she'll be comin around the mountain when she comes.....
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I've always loved this song!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> Color me embarrassed <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> , but...

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by singleguy:
<strong> Have a Happy and Bod Blessed Day!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">What'a "Bod"?? I am awaiting your response with baited breath. Probably salmon-scented, but I digress...

Oh, and the salmon reference, well, long story... funny too... see, it began with a woman named Lori, and she had the pop tart story... and then we had these cyber parties... and she would always bring pop-tarts... and I thought of that SNL sketch about whipped fish in the blender... and well.... <snore, sniffle, snore>... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Sheryl,

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">What'a "Bod"?? I am awaiting your response with baited breath.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ah oh. I'm afraid to see what's going to happen now. sg; be good ok?

S&C

Sheryl, as a member of the medical profession, I have diagnosed you as having an a"cute" disease called smartassisdosis. <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> The good news! I can help you! You are "blessed" that my specialty is proctology. And thank God it has a religious overtone. Many of my clients mutter "Dear Jesus" when I begin their treatment! Talk about "spreading" the gospel!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> Would you believe I can go in and grab that "pop tart", and slap you silly from the inside! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> And just so you know, the bubbles in the tub WILL eventually go away! And then about those whipped salmon, well we use it as a salve at the clinic!!! And you thought SNL invented it!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Have a Good Day!
Dr Single <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

SG,

You kill me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> You asked for it, Sheryl!!!!

Dear singleguy --

I asked you a probing question, and what do I get? A diagnosis <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> !!!!!! You really reached way down to the bottom for that one!! Had I known that your medical expertise would rear its head, I wouldn't have asked!!!!! I refuse to be the butt of your jokes!!!!!!!!

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming. Murder She Wrote, now in progress.

Bill: Don't invite Aunt Jessica to the party! Everywhere she goes, somebody's MURDERED!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Sally: No, that's not true, Bill. She's here right now, and nobody's dead!!

(Offscreen) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.

Jessica: Judging by the TV in the bathtub, I think it may have been murder.

THE END.

By the way, singleguy... did I ever GET the answer to my sincere question - What is Bod? Huh, huh, huh?? I DON'T SEE ONE!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

<small>[ March 02, 2004, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: new_beginning ]</small>

Boy, a guy makes one typing mistake in his life, and look what happens!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> Instead of hitting the "G" to spell God, I accidentially hit the "B", spelling "bod" and somebody has to catch my humanness!!!! <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> Then I get asked a "sincere" question forcing me to defend myself before the whole world!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" /> BROTHER!!! However, I will not act on the hint given and throw a TV into anyone's bathtub! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> Do you realize that then my spelling would have been correct because in that event I would see the "BOD", and would have to be asking "God" [hey, that rhymes]to bless that smoking singed hair atop your head!!! !!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Why do I just know I'm going to lose this exchange! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
YOU have a GOD BLESSED DAY Sheryl!!! Geees!
sg

Dear God, help me!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

sg

<small>[ March 03, 2004, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: singleguy ]</small>

I had my H read this... and he was laughing so hard that tears were streaming down his face... and it's contagious... before long we were both crying!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> That doesn't happen often around here -- THANK YOU!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I must confess that I really didn't "get" the B for D thing. I'm a terrible speller, but rarely make typo mistakes, so it hadn't occured to me you meant God, but typed Bod. I thought you were telling me to eat right or something. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> You know - Bod - Body - could I just crawl in a hole? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Now singleguy, YOU have a God Dressed Day!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

(PS: And a God Blessed Day, too!)