<BR>terri,<P>That fantasy email was EXCELLENT! <P>Bystander

Deb,<P>That has got to be THE funniest thing I've seen on this board yet!<P>Terri,<P>I hope you're feeling okay. The self-doubt you felt after reading this slug poop is hopefuly a thing of the past.

You're all <B>OK</B> in my book! Thank you thank you thank you!!!<P><B>Roll Me Away:</B> Y'know, I'm believing that more and more these days! To the point of understanding that IF he really WANTS somebody like the slug - then I don't want THAT person anyway...<P><B>trustntruth:</B> She's called many times when I've been there - but she apparently never knew it before. Too bad, slug! (that's one EVIL sounding laugh you have there, tnt - I LOVE it!)<P><B>Deb:</B> I nearly needed oxygen (and a mop) when I read your little poem!!! Shall I forward it on to the slimy critter? <P><B>Bystander:</B> Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it!<P><B>InShock:</B> Don't you worry - no more self-doubt! She's trash and I'm not! <P><BR>------------------<BR>terri<BR>I believe in miracles...<P>Oops ... bad coding... <p>[This message has been edited by terri (edited February 07, 2000).]

Deb,<P>HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!LOL!!!!<P>Hey, I could use a mop, too! HAHAHAHA!!!!!<P>Roll Me Away<P>------------------<BR>"Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things in which smiles and kindnesses and small obligations, given habitually, are what win and preserve the heart and secure comfort."<P>Sir Humphry Davy<BR>

Darn guys, that little poem wasn't anything special, just something I made up on the spur of the moment.<P>I am working on a better on for slug, and have started trying to thing up a good one for a certian lurking pop tart too.<P>Terri, send away if you can do so w/o her knowing where it came from. <P>------------------<BR>Just call me - Deb<BR>------------------------<BR>The only day I can do anything about is today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not yet mine.<P>

Terri,<P>I thought I was going to die reading your fantasy email!!! <P>And everyone else... WOW!!! Great ideas!!<P>As far as the Slug poem goes...that would probably be the giant salt shaker to end the SLUG!!!<P>From the sounds of it, the slug is feeling the pressure!<P>Terri and everyone else, keep up the good work!! <P>BRAVO!!!<P>James<BR>PS. Terri, remember to keep your "DIGNATY" <p>[This message has been edited by JW (edited February 08, 2000).]

Here is my new "Slug Song"<P><BR>Oh give me two shakers of sal-lt , one for each hand.<P>I'll track that slug and salt her anytime I ca-an.<P>See her little slime trail, it follows everywhere she she go-oes<BR>Step on her little slug tail to hear her say ow-ow.<P>See how bright the slug shines, yeah see how she shines, you could shine too with 10 pounds of make up and a bucket of slime.<P>So ye-es give me to shakers of salt one for each hand and lets hunt those slugs down all through the land.<P>I know it's not nice, but hey, it's for Terri, not the slug, unless of course Terri wanted to send me slugs mailing address so I could accidently let a copy slip out of my hand into an envelope and then into a mail box <BR>

Hi guys, <P>i love it, love it, love it. !!!!!!<P>Please pass that mop !!!!!!!<P>I have just had the first ph call from the slug in my case, what a hoot.!!!<BR>She certainly didn't get the reactions she wanted from me, but God I wish I could send her some of these responses. !!<P>Terri, keep doing what you're doing. You're getting up her nose well and truely. How beautiful. I love it when these cows get their just desserts....<P>My H has just left his OW, for someone else, (or so his first OW thinks) and I'm so happy about that. I could pee my pants with glee !!<BR>He says to me that he hasn't left her for anyone, he simply kissed another girl - weeelllll - not too sure what's going on here - but - the first ow must be going insane wondering what the hell is going on. Should I visit her when she is committed...<P>I, in one way, look forward to more ph calls from her. It wasn't nasty or abusive, more like she was filled with concern for me, and telling me some things that she thought I should know about my husband. Yeah right. <P>Anyway, didn't mean to jump in here.<P>I will read further posts from you with much anticipation.<P>Keep up the good work, and big hugs to you<P>Jo<P>

Oh...gasp...my!...wheeze!...chortle...snort...<P>Deb, you are TOOOOOO much! I read this earlier in class tonight (where I WASN'T really supposed to be online, but just wanted to peek for a minute) - and I laughed out loud! Thank goodness my instructor had just said something that others were laughing at too!<P>JW, thanks for the compliment on the fantasy email ... and Jo, you're welcome on my threads anytime ... I haven't had the chance to post on yours and tell you how happy I am that things seem to be changing and you might have that chance you thought was out of reach!<P>Love to all!<P>------------------<BR>terri<BR>I believe in miracles...<P><BR>

Terri,<P>I aim to please. <P>------------------<BR>Just call me - Deb<BR>------------------------<BR>The only day I can do anything about is today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not yet mine.<P>