~ Men & Women - Defined ~<P>THINGY (thing-ee) n.<BR>Female: Any part under a car's hood.<BR>Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.<P>VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.<BR>Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.<BR>Male: Playing football without a helmet or cup.<P>COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.<BR>Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's<BR>partner.<BR>Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a<BR>weekend<BR>with the boys.<P>BUTT (but) n.<BR>Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured<BR>makes<BR>"look bigger."<BR>Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, home run<BR>or goal.<P>Also good for mooning.<P>COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.<BR>Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.<BR>Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's<BR>girlfriend.<P>ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.<BR>Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.<BR>Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.<P>FLATULENCE (fla-chu-lens) n.<BR>Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.<BR>Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and<BR>male<BR>bonding.<P>MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.<BR>Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can<BR>achieve.<BR>Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in<BR>bed.<P>REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.<BR>Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.<BR>Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three<BR>minutes.<P>