I thought that maybe we could all use a really good laugh! This one makes me think of myself when I am 90!<P>Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -<BR>both could barely<BR>see over the dashboard. (get the visual?)<P>As they were cruising along they came to an<BR>intersection. The stoplight<BR>was red but they just went on through.<P>The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "<BR>I must be losing<BR>it. I could have sworn we just went through a red<BR>light."<P>After a few more minutes they came to another<BR>intersection and the <BR>light<P>was red again. Again they went right through. This<BR>time the woman in <BR>the<P>passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been<BR>red but was now<BR>more concerned that she really was losing it.<P>She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close<BR>attention to the<BR>road and the next intersection to see what was going<BR>on.<P>At the next intersection she sat very tall to see<BR>better, and sure<BR>enough, she could see that the light was definitely<BR>red and the driver<BR>had<BR>gone right through. She turned to the other woman and<BR>said with disgust<BR>in<BR>her voice "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through<BR>three red lights <BR>in<P>a<BR>row? You could have killed us!"<P>Mildred turned to her with a blank look on her face<BR>and said, "Oh sh**,<BR>am I driving?"<BR><p>[This message has been edited by woozy (edited April 01, 2000).]

I think I was driving behind them the other day

Oh S^&t... I'm lauging so hard, I'm about to wet myself!!! <P>That reminds me of my grandma..... she has been told not to drive, but she snuck grandpa's keys & made copies..... now whenever he leaves to go to town, she leaves in the other car and goes the other way into town! She got caught a couple of weeks ago.... grandpa got home before she did!!<P>Thanks for the laugh!!!<P>Butterfly<P>------------------<BR>There are deep sorrows and killing cares in life, but the encouragement and love of friends were given us to make all difficulties bearable. <BR>-- John Oliver Holmes<P>The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.<BR>-- Elie Wiesel<P><BR>

I am so glad you enjoyed that Butterfly! That is really funny about your grandma! LOL!<P>Emptyshell, are you sure that wasn't me you were driving behind? LOL! Just kidding!<P>I was hoping someone would appreciate this one! Glad you liked it!<P>Woozy

I just got this joke in email.... It fits this topic perfectly!!!<P>Their Ailments <P>A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments: <P>"My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup." <P>"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee." <P>"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck." <P>"My blood pressure pills make my dizzy." <P>"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old." <P>"Well, it's not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive!"<P><BR> Nutter Butterfly<BR>

That is a good one! Thanks for sharing it! It does fit the other joke nicely! LOL!<P>Woozy