Sorry, guys! <P>1. Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.<P>2. Remember....you are known by the idiot you accompany.<P>3. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.<P>4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.<P>5. So many men.....so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.<P>6. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there.<P>7. Tell him you're not his type; you have a pulse.<P>8. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out alone.<P>9. Go for younger men. You might as well; they never mature anyway.<P>10. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.<P>11. Men are all the same; they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.<P>12. Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

I cannot resist sending this to my suddenly single sister in law. She is going to send this all over the world, thinking it is the greatest.<P>Thanks!!!!!!