Just a random thought—<P>I think from now on when a couple proceeds to the altar, the minister should surprise them.<P>Minister: Do you promise to love and cherish each other, from this day forward, until death do you part?<BR>Couple: Yes.<P>Minister: Sure?<BR>Couple: ....Yes.<P>Minister: Positive???<BR>Couple: Yes? Hey, what’s this ab—<P>Minister: Have you agreed whether to have children or not?<BR>Couple: Uh...yes.<P>Minister: So, what’s it gonna be?<BR>Groom: Pardon????<BR>Minister: Do you plan on having children?<BR>Bride: Yes.<BR>Groom: No.<P>Minister: Aha! Now how to you plan on handling an eventual affair?<BR>Bride: WHAT?? <BR>Groom: Uh....<P>Minister: For better or worse, remember...now in cases of weight gain, job loss, arguing, what ARE your plans?<BR>Groom: Our plans are to be happy!<BR>Minister: Oh, everybody thinks that, but are you prepared to do what it takes to BE happy??<BR>Couple: Huh?<BR>Minister: Back to the drawing board. You’re not ready. Next !!!<P> [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com] [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com] [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com] [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]<P>Laura<P>