Hi there,<P>Just wanted to let you know you cracked me up with the front tooth on OM missing. You were responding to Brownphd on his thread.<P>I can just picture it.<P>You have a tooth missing, but doesn't even show - OM has big gap in front.<P>What a hoot. I can't stop giggling.<P>Did you ever watch Steptoe and Son, an english sitcom ? The old man in that had a front tooth missing - very very unattractive.<BR>May be one and the same ????????<BR>Isn't it funny what attracts them ?<P>Thanks for my first laugh - oh - in about 6 months ...........<P>Oh no, I forgot out Fried Green Poptarts ..<P>Did you read the thread about MB - The Movie.<P>Funny funny funny.<P>Have a great day, or night, whichever it is for you<P>Jo

Hi Bonnet,<BR> It is funny isn't it? W once told me (she was a Dental High.!) that she couldn't handle if I lost a tooth in the front. W HATES false teeth. May have to leave me!!! <BR> Oh God, they are something huh? Not only the missing tooth<BR>THINGS I KNOW:<BR> <BR> He is OVER 60 YEARS OLD. (w 47 looks 35)<P> His huge beer belly swings in the breeze.<BR> <BR>ABSOLUTELY NO personality, WHATSOEVER!! (he sold us our condo so I know)<BR> HAS no goals (a little late anyway) and no ambition.<BR> Has a BAD lisp when he DOES talk.<BR> No close friends. Doesn't even have a close relationship with his own children.<P> What OM's ex fiancé told me:<P>Snores like the dead.<P>Just wants to come home, drink a 6 pack, watch the game and fall asleep in the chair.<P>TOTALLY hocked up to his EYEBALLS and BARELY make enough money to survive (she had to loan him money and PAID ALL THE BILLS FOR THEIR HOUSING!!<P>No butt at all.<BR> <BR>Practically impudent. <P> WICKED BAD SKID MARKS ON THE UNDERWEAR!!<P> SO, My W left me for a guy who is a:<BR> Toothless, beerbelly swinging, no butt, no personality, lisping, lazy, no future (other than wearing depends adult diapers), heading for bankruptcy, impudent, antisocial, snoring, old drunken fart WITH HUGE SKID MARKS ON HIS UNDERWEAR!!! <P> I am 44, Italian plenty of friends, love my family have a butt and making it in the USA!!<P> How am I doing? How's SHE doing???

Pleas Help,<P>That sounds like how Ob will be in 40 years.<P>My 31 year old, lokks 21, bride has chosen a 17 year old over me.OUCH I know.<P>However he is a pot smoking, pill popping, beerguzzling, rotten toothed, acne filled face, nodding off on the couch cuz he's FUBARed, not old enough to buy his own cigarettes LOOSER.<P>I wonder if he can read!<P>When the alien invaders leave my wife I know she'll look at this and say oh my God, what was I thinking.<P>I feel confident I will have my wife back, better than ever.<P>Didn't mean to hog your thread Jo.<BR>I hope your doing well. Pleas update. Been thinking about you.<P>Bill<P>------------------<BR>BB<BR>

Hi Bonnet<P>What a laugh from this column .. especially "please help,s" post. Makes you wonder why this OM was still available doesn't it?<P>Anyway how have things been with you and how are you coping? <P>I had the W and D around yesterday for a BBQ. She is like a completely different person to what she was 9 months ago, seems a total stranger to me. This affair has really given her loads of self esteem (not suprising since she has the attention of 2 men at the moment). <P>However, not for long as I will be Plan B ing in a big way in a couple of weeks when I return to Melbourne. I am psyching my way up to it already, plenty of activities planned to take my mind of it (you know what Melbourne is like, lots to do).<P>Hope all is well with you.<P>Regards<BR>Fairenough

Hey Bonnet,<BR> You wanted to know!! please reply FRAMK<P>William J,<BR> Yeah, he sounds like a real catch too!! 17? WHAT IS SHE THINKING? Is that legal? You'll have to by her a mask when she wakes up she'll be so imbarassed!! Good Luck FRANK

Hey Bonnet,<BR> You wanted to know!! please reply FRAMK<P>William J,<BR> Yeah, he sounds like a real catch too!! 17? WHAT IS SHE THINKING? Is that legal? You'll have to by her a mask when she wakes up she'll be so imbarassed!! Good Luck FRANK