Lori is a very bad girl, a very, very bad girl!!!<P>OK, after Butterfly's frying pan thread, someone asked if I would update when PT "does her thing". She's quite creative, you know. So, for all those who are interested, here's the latest.<P>Well, one of the most difficult things for Robert to do was to cut contact w/ PT's little one. She's adorable and only three AND called him Daddy. It was very hard for him.<P>Yesterday, PT stopped by the job to bring him back the last of his stuff - she brought the little one WITH her - just to torment him!!! He pulled his shirt over his head as they drove by so that she wouldn't see him.<P>TODAY.....she came out to find him again. Now he's been home going on five months, not QUITE as long as he was with her, but still, a while, right? Ok, back to the subject....it seems that there's something in the latest Victoria's Secret catalog that she REALLY wants, but, bless her heart, she doesn't have a credit card and can't get it (Not sure what the problem is with checks or MO's, but anyway). So, would he be a sweetheart and get it FOR her and charge it to his credit card...she'll pay him back, she promises. THEN, she leaves a message on his cellphone, "Hi, YOU know who this is. I need (giggle, giggle) well, YOU know what I need (giggle, giggle). Be sure to call me tonight. (tee hee)" Well, we already know that he told her NOT to leave any msgs on his cell 'cause I check them and he didn't want any trouble (consequently, she now leaves them all the time, of course.)<P>I told him about the msg. He laughed - "that girl constantly wants to start something, doesn't she?" I said "Maybe you should tell her to give you the stuff and I'LL order it for her." He laughed harder - "that would be funny, wouldn't it?" <P>"Come to think of it, maybe I should call her and tell her myself." I thought he was gonna fall down in the shower he was laughing so hard!!! <P>But, you know, the more I thought about it (yup, you know what's coming!), the more sense it made to me. She needs to see we're united in this, so, before he left for class, I asked again, "You SURE you don't mind if I call?". He laughed -"go ahead."<P>Now, I know in my heart my husband does not believe I would ever in a million years do such a thing. Quite frankly, neither did I. But, the more I thought about it, the more that 10% b**** in me seemed to just take me over. <P>He'd left his cellphone. I picked it up. I hit callback. I was sweet as honey..<P>"hello"<BR>"Could I speak to PT, please?"<BR>"This is PT."<BR>"Hi, PT, this is Lori, Robert's wife. Look, he and I were talking and he told me that there was something you wanted in Victoria's Secret."<BR>"Yes?"<BR>"So, after we talked about it he asked me to call you and let you know that we decided if you really needed it, just send me the catalog with the item circled and the money and I'll be glad to order if for you online and use my credit card. Just be sure to send me your new address so I'll know where to have it shipped, ok?"<BR>"Uh, Ok" <BR>(CLICK)<P>I told you. I'm a bad, bad girl. But it was kinda fun. Now I just have to tell my husband what I did and hope he keeps that sense of humor!!! We'll see. But, I'll tell you a secret, from the sound of shock in her voice, it was worth it!<P>Luv ya!<P>Lori<P><BR><p>[This message has been edited by lostva (edited June 20, 2000).]

ROTFLMAO.......

Lori, You go girl!!!! I am living vicariously through you!!!!! Man oh man, I wish I were where you are right now....I miss my H.!!!!!!

Lori, I LOVED IT!!!<BR>I wish I could do the same. My H refuses to give me his girlfiends last name or evan where she works. I asked why and he said I just don't know what you'll do. Give me a break. She was a married women that fooled around with a married man. He's protecting HER!!!!!?<BR>Any way some day maybe I will get the chance. I would be just like you though and be so sweet it would make her sick!!!!<BR>What I wouldn't have given to be a fly on her wall!!! <BR>Tyra

I love it. And I am jealous! It definately sends a message to her hope she is smart enough to understand it. <P>------------------<BR>di<P>

YOU GO GIRL! YA BABY!!!!!!!!<P>Isn't it fun to get back at them!!!!!<BR>Friday I get to go to the courthouse and have the sheriff serve OW papers because she hasn't paid anything on our lawsuit. I hope she has learns her lesson pretty soon that I'm not one to mess with.<P>Sounds like things are very good on your home front.<BR>Great here also. Much better summer than last isn't it?<P>I gotta go, supper is boiling over.<P>Love ya,<BR>Jill<BR>

You are far nicer than I would have been!! LOL<P>Assuming this was some kind of negligee or the like, my conversation would have been more like:<P>"Hi, this is ____, ___ W. My H let me know there was something you wanted from Vict Sec. Ya know, save your money. My H reminded me this was almost identical to the one he bought for me recently. Since he was bought me 3-4 since then, I really don't need this one anymore. It's not that old, and I only wore it that one time he immediately ripped it off me. A little needle and thread and it should be almost as good as new!"

Nrlycrzy.....I love what you would have said! It's brilliant!

You are one crazy woman. <P>I love it!!!<P>I think when and if she calls you with the order, you should order it in a different color and a different size.

Made my evening! Thanks Lori.<P>Missy you are devious... yes 3 sizes smaller and ask them to remove the tags....tee hee.<BR>Lora

You didn't (hand on mouth) <P>Pretty good idea, and YES about the united front. <P>There is a certain sweetness to it, but don't you just wish she would go FAR, FAR AWAY?<P>I have some airline miles, maybe we could give her a free one-way ticket to Serbia.<P>You are too much <P>Luv ya,<BR> <p>[This message has been edited by schizzo (edited June 20, 2000).]

Lori, I <B>LOVE</B> it!!!<P>Boy! I'll bet that cramped her style!! Tee, hee! <P>A while back, before Cafe Woman and her BF broke up, I was soooooo tempted to say to her, "Aw, go ahead and have some more appetizers! Now that it looks like you've found somebody who loves you as much as H loves me, you can feel free to eat ALL you want!!" <P>(For those of you who don't know or have forgotten, one of the giveaways that she was the OW was shortly after I confronted H about having an affair (and I think he broke it off), she made the remark that when she met a man who loved her as much as H loved me, she was gonna eat all she wanted. When I looked at her in surprise (because of the slam about my weight), she then said, "H does love you. He's told me so many, many times." H, being a lousy actor, sat there with a stupid fixed grin on his face and said, "Crazy 'bout her.")<P>Oh, well. At least, she hasn't harassed me, although I do go to her restaurant for lunch a couple of times a week just to get on her nerves. <P>I'm saving my best zinger for H for when I finally get fed up with Plan A, which may be shortly.<P>Anyway, Lori, YOU GO, GIRL!!!! LOL!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!<P>Lori, I just love ya!!!! You are just too perfect!!!! <P>Bet that caused some major pop tart and bacon flip-flops in her stomach!!!<P>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!<P>Oh, to have been able to see her temper tantrum on the floor of her cave when she got off the phone!!!!! Sorry, I know that is harsh, but darn it - I can't stand such blatent manipulations like she tries to pull!!!! How ludicrous!!!! Not to mention - PATHETIC!!!!<P>You are not a bad girl....you are a loving woman who handles herself like one!!!!!<P>BIG HUGS and I will create a special <BR>ATTAGIRL for being a wonderful example to us all of how to handle ourselves in the OP repercussion episodes we may face!!!!!<P>Love You,<P>Sheba<P>LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! Victoria's Secret...geeeeeezzzzz...unbelievable!!!

Lori,<P>OMG!!! <P>I've said it before and I'll say it again...I want to be YOU when I grow up.<P>I think you handled the situation perfectly. I bet Robert will too.<P>Just wondering....did you call her Pop Tart on the phone? No, I know you didn't, but that would have been the icing on the...um...pop tart.<P>allison

Laudace, Laudace, Trejour, Laudace.<P>LMAO!!!!<P>This made my night.<P>Bill

Hey Lori,<P>Good job!!! You're still my MB hero!!!<P>Peppermint<P>PS Have you heard from Dylan? Is she okay?<P>

Sitting with fist in the air dancing in the chair and yelling Go Lori !<P>Oh man oh man, that is too funny and a good idea too. Now she knows for sure that Robert tells you about what she says to him (Way to go Robert ! Major trust builder and lovebank deposit there guy. Great job !).<P> I can't understand why she keeps trying to play him like that, surely she doesn't think he will fall for it. Or maybe she doesn't realise that he can see what she's trying to do. Did someone drop that girl on her head as an infant ?<P>I would have loved to have seen her face ! Not to mention to fit I'm willing to bet money was thrown ! I love it, love it, love it

Hey Lori,<BR> MAN when will they perfect the audio-video telephone??? WITH recording so you could have SEEN her face, and then PLAYED IT FOR US!!! <P> Just a little cautious advice though, (You know me, mister analyze) don't shake the devil's cage TOO hard. Don't want to wake him wake the sleeping beast <BR> In the immortal words of "The Godfather"<BR> "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer" GOD LUCK AND PRAYERS LOVE FRANK<P>------------------<BR>desperate<BR>"If yesterday didn't stop today, Why should TODAY stop tomorrow??" <BR>"Wisdom is why!!"<P>

Ok, here's PT's multi-weekly <B><I>WACK..CRACK.... THWACK... THUMP... SMACK</B></I>!!!!<P>If she actually sends you the catalog & the money.... I'll beat her good just for GP! Anyone that obtuse deserves it!<P>ROFLMAO.... almost PMP! <P>B

Mornin' Everybody!<P>Well, I got increasing nervous as the night went on...wondering what Robert would say. FINALLY, he got home from class. We had a short little nice talk about trust (see, he had been upset and thought that my being "uncomfortable" with PT meant that I didn't TRUST him. Geez!) and then he asked me "Well, did you call?" <P>I put on my best sheepish face (completely involuntary at that point) and just nodded. I thought HE was gonna pee in his pants! He laughed so hard and so long that I started laughing too! "Bet THAT sure rocked her world!! Wonder what I'll hear about that tomorrow!" I promised him that I was very sweet on the phone, he said he knew I would be. Then he asked me how many people I had called to tell!!!! I told him everybody! He just laughed. "Did they enjoy it as much as I do?" Yup! "I'm proud of you, Baby." HUH? "For standing your ground in such a nice, and wicked, way." Whoa!!<P>Whew! He's still a bit protective of her at times, so that one could've gone either way! Wonder what she'll come up with next???<P>Dylan - glad you're reading anyway!! And happy I amused you. How're you doing?<P>tootrusting - thanks. This was really kinda fun, except for the nervousness! I'm usually so GOOD and, believe or not, quiet!<P>Tyra - Robert never told me who she was...not even a name. Kinda easy to figure out though when he used to call from her phone. Caller ID is convenient at times. I don't have her new number or her cell number, BUT it did happen to be left over on his CI and all I had to do is hit recall. Glad you enjoyed it!<P>Di - you know, she may not be!!! But, I certainly got the impression she was surprised to hear from me!!<P>Hey, Jill! How's it going, girl? I still am not the "master" like you are, but a jab every now and then keeps me sane, ya know? Good to see you!<P>Nerlycrzy - What a great line!!! I couldn't think THAT fast! Next time, I'll come to YOU for advice!!<P>Missy - Hi, Honey. I think that's a good idea. I understand she's put on a little weight......maybe one more dig wouldn't hurt anything.<P>Lora - happy to oblige! It did me a WORLD of good, too!<P>Schizzo - oh, yes I did! And it felt good! I would NEVER seek her out, out of respect for Robert, but she does need to stop throwing down the gauntlet. I'm made of better stuff than she could ever imagine! Yeah, let's send her somewhere!!!! My imagination goes wild here!<P>Sweetpea - glad you liked it! I remember that you, uh, remind cafe woman of your existance from time to time. Never hurts. I'm seriously thinking of planning another lunch w/ Robert at the job site. Just to make my presence known!<P>Aw, Sheba! (blushing now!) Thank you, darlin'. Do you BELIEVE the nerve of that girl!!<P>az allison - no, I didn't, but it WAS tempting! Wonder what she had for dinner???<P>Bill, Honey, how're you doing? You really did enjoy this? (Tee hee)<P>Peppermint - thanks. Hope it made you smile. Nope, but I intend to!! (Are you LISTENING, Dylan????????)<P>Hey Deb! Yayy for me, huh?? Yup, it was really cool that he told me. But, ya know what? At first he was a little annoyed at me for being bothered that she asked him. He said he didn't see anything really wrong with it, she was nothing to him, just a girl at work. HUH???? Felt that it meant I didn't trust HIM. NOOOOOO, just means she plucks my last nerve! BUT.....after he got home and he finished laughing, he said he believed she was just trying to yank my chain and get to him with the thought of lingerie (and then a couple of not so complimentary things about THAT picture), so, I guess after 3 hours of school and a bit of thought, he gave up that knee-jerk reaction and saw the reasoning behind it! He also thought (she said she TRIED to order something) that she had tried to use the bank card from their joint account and found out quickly that that account was closed (has been for months). He enjoyed THAT part.<P>Frank, my friend....wouldn't that have been great! My SIL and MIL were laughing their butts off and wishing they were a fly on her wall right about then! Don't worry, I'll go back to being good for a while. Besides, you know as well as I do, this beast doesn't SLEEP, she sits up every nite planning how to<BR>pluck my last nerve! <P>Butterfly - ah, she needed that. But if she keeps getting creative, we're gonna need a bigger frying pan!! You know, Robert asked me "Now, what ARE you gonna do if she sends the catalog and the money - she just might, you know?" And he's right, she may very well do just that. And you know what? I might just order the stupid thing! Have to give this one some thought. How to do that, set her back a notch or two and keep my sweet reputation with my hubby. Hmmmmm...<P>Ooo, ooo,ooo, almost forgot to tell you guys! I found out from Robert that PT isn't keeping her little one anymore - part-time parent now. I was surprised. "why on earth would she give up living with that baby?" "She says her new place is too small - she's living in a trailer w/ a friend." "But she could make room for her baby!!!" "Lori, you don't understand. Leah only lived with her part-time until, well you know, and then she took her back full-time. Now, I guess, she's not interested in being a full-time parent anymore and Leah is living with her grandparents again." Once my brain processed all that, I couldn't BELIEVE it. What a monster!!<P>Oh, well, glad you guys had fun! I'll keep you updated. This little b is not finished yet!<P>Luv ya!<P>Lori<P><BR>