My H feels an emotional closeness if I swallow. Could possibly be on his emotional needs list, lol.<P>I absolutely hate the taste of semen and equate it to what I think clorox must taste like. Therefore, when I perform oral on him I usually chicken out at the end.<P>Well, we were watching tv the other night and found what is called a "sex shake". It is supposed to change the taste of the semen. <P>So here it is for any of you men willing to indulge in exchange for more oral sex taken to completion.<P>2 tsp honey<BR>1 c milk<BR>1/4 tsp ground cinnamon<BR>1/4 tsp ground ginger<BR>1/4 tsp ground nutmeg<BR>1/4 tsp ground cloves<BR>1 raw egg<P>blend and drink 1 hour prior to sex.<P>I guess if H is willing to hack down that raw egg I should be willing to hack down the semen, lol.<P>I don't suppose it will taste much like strawberry milk, but anything should be better than the taste of clorox.<P>Good Luck<P>One final note on growing old and oral sex -a man was preparing himself for marriage and was asking his grandfather a few questions about sex. <P>His grandfather said that he didn't engage in intercourse anymore but had oral sex almost every night. <P>The young man looked puzzled, to which his grandfather explained - We go to bed at night and from her side of the bed she yells "screw you" and I reply "screw you too".<P>

Oh my God!! I am ROLLING!!<P>Trying--I never knew you had it in you. But then, I guess you don't yet, do you! <P>You are toooo much! <P>O.k., writing down this recipe. My H will send you flowers later.<P>OW is an Olympic swallower--their first time she attacked him, that's what she did and it was the #1 fav thing for them to do. My H says its the only thing that he enjoyed/was good--sex wise--between them. <P>Thought I would never do the deed much less swallow--ever again because of her apparent skill and because it's a trigger--but never say never. God, I must love that man! You're on the mark with clorox. Did you know clorox comes in a gel now, too?<P>ThanQ for the belly laugh--and the recipe! Let my know when you come out with your own cookbook, ok?

Boy did I ever need that laugh. Thank you for putting me in good spirits.<P>Now. You HAVE to tell me if it works. And I'll take your word for it. In the meantime I think I'll stick to the usual routine. Like you said, I too think it must be what clorox tastes like. Thanks Trying to Rebuild. Good Luck. LSM

Deb sits here, being sooooooo thankful that her husband likes to give oral sex, but isn't into recieving it all that much at all.<P>Now I remember what one of the main reasons I started living with him was. I married him because I love him, but the other thing made me decide to give living with him a shot.<P>I know, wayyyyyy too much information !<P>Deb,<P>Hepatitis C, educate yourself, please <A HREF="http://www.hepatitis-central.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.hepatitis-central.com/</A>

I am ROTFL too.<P>H also LOVES to give it to me....for a LONG time <P>I will NOT swallow.....heres what I do(embarrassed and blushing). I give him oral until I know he is close.....then I finish him off with my hand. He LOVES to watch that <P>Good luck all....<p>[This message has been edited by Garden Girl (edited July 21, 2000).]

For some reason or another my view of giving changed as I got older (seriously!!!) and I now enjoy giving. He isn't into giving though and I feel cheated. So, sometimes I don't want to give because I don't get !<BR>How do you get H to enjoy oral on W??????<P>------------------<BR>Chick's <BR>Bren<P>You won't see things until your ready to not be blind!

This is so funny, but I agree with someone that posted that her husband was not as agreeable to receiving as she thought he would be. I feel the same way. Most men love it but my husband hardly ever asked for it and when he did receive it could care less. What is the story on that. Is it just us or do other couples feel the same way. Feel like there is some problem there because when you talk to most couples, the husband is gaga about this but not mine he could care less. What is the story out there

WOW!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!<P>Thanks for the info.....LOLOL<P>A little late night delerium???<P>I haven't had my ashes hauled in so long I alomst foret what its like...I hope it's like riding a bycycle...LOL<P><BR>Bill

This is a cute thread - loved the joke!, and I'm writing down that recipe for H, just to see if it *changes thangs*. <P>Try an Altoid mint (I prefer wintergreen or cinnamon for the strength). It will zoom your H to who knows where, and it's pleasant to swallow. <P>Delilah

Thanks for the recipe ... but I don't know when I'll be able to use it. <P>This makes me so jealous! No H to cook for.<P>This really isn't fair .... from now on I say no talking about sex unless everyone has a H or W avail to try it out on. Especially on a hot lonely Friday night.<P>Ho huummmm, maybe a cold shower will help???<P>Jo

Very unusal thread for this forum . . .<P>My W and I have had similar conversations in the past, but I think I am one of those who won't be offered the "shake."<P>Oh well . . .Feeling sorry for myself tonight I guess. . .<P>God Bless<P>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chick's:<BR><B><BR>How do you get H to enjoy oral on W??????<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Bren,<BR>I lucked out with mine he was that way when I got him. He has always been that way. He made the mistake years ago of telling me he perfected his oral skills on ice cream cones. Now it drives me up the wall to see him having one.<P>I am spoiled now. Oh well it all his fault.<P>Deb<P>

This is an unusual thread for this forum - but oh what fun!<BR>Oral sex has always been a big part of our sex life. I don't always swallow - but do on occasion. Not my fave flavour in the world I have to say. <BR>Loved the joke too! Laughter is the best medicine.<BR>Everyone take care.

Deb, <BR>do you think you could get your H to give mine pointers on that ice cream cone trait? I wonder what flavor my H would like? I always liked the twists, you know though this stuff definately isn't anything like ice cream! !<P>------------------<BR>Chick's <BR>Bren<P>You won't see things until your ready to not be blind!

Now this is interesting! I never in a million years thought I would ever see a post like this on MB! But thanks for the tip ... I'll be more than happy to give a report tomorrow! <P>Vee<P>

Interesting...never thought I'd see such an open discussion of this topic!<P>My W reminds me of that character in Austin Powers. Her maiden name was definitely "swallows," but became "spitz" when we married!<P>She never enjoyed receiving oral before, but in the past few months (as we careen towards D, oddly enough), she enjoys it when I "go downtown."<P>So I guess we've flip-flopped.<P>I think the pleasure a man feels when a woman swallows is pre-programmed into our genes. From an evolutionary standpoint, it makes sense. At its root, our sexual desire is an adaptation to make sure we reproduce. Without a strong sex drive, our species would die out rather quickly. In other words, every fiber of our being is saying to us: "get your sperm inside of that woman at all costs!" When we don't deliver our seed directly inside our sexual partner, some primal part of us knows that we have failed! This is one of the reasons I think condoms are so difficult to cope with for many men. No matter how thin and sensitive, they really DO feel different. Not because of the decrease in sensitivity, but because subconciously, the man knows that his genetically prescribed need for reproduction is not being filled.<P>I'm no scientist, but I think I may be right on this one. Sorry ladies!

Great topic, but I think I'm with Jo on this one guys... no talking about sex when there are those of us without partners to try out the ideas on. <P>I am writing down the recipe for (hopefull ) future use though. <P>Jo, Watch out with talk of a cold shower, I think Murph has pulled out the SM again.... <P>Deb, I'll never look at a man eating ice cream (I scream??) the same again... I'll send any future prospects to Bozo for lessons! (PS, don't you have a B-day coming up soon????)<P>'Nite all!<BR>B

Bren, If we ever start speaking to each other again, I'll ask him about it. <P>Butterfly, Ok send them along !! And yes mam, I will be ::groan:: 42 ::groan:: on the 29th.<P>Deb

I agreee with Jo too, Maybe we will have to have a warning ... those in forced unwanted celebacy should avoid this thread.<P>Deb, Ive got you beat by 1 day and 2 years... 44 on the 28th. I'm wondering if my H will even aknowlegde it. <BR>Lora

Ok....the nutritionist in me says, "REPLACE THE RAW EGG IN THE RECIPE WITH PASTEURIZED EGGS (ie: eggbeaters)!!!" Heaven forbid--raw eggs can cause salmonella--which can cause vomiting and diarrhea--I certainly don't want my H to puke in my hair while I'm doing the "deed"...eek.... <P>While...the playgirl in me says, "Don't ya know there's all kinds of flavored gels for this?????" Or, try pasteurized honey (most likely pasteurized if bought at super market -vs- health food store)...inexpensive, sweet, and fun to drizzle on your mate...YUMMY!<P>BTW, all foods can affect the way our mate's taste....that goes for both of us! I would also have to question if the recipe could be detected just 1 hour after consumption? Makes more sense to me that it would take anywhere from 6-12 hours to detect???? Not sure on this???? Depends on how fast the food is digested and *routed* to the appropriate elimination "port"...LOL...this is all TOO funny. Sounds like we'd better start experimenting PRONTO!....DO IT FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE <P>I am so lucky in that my man is slightly "lemon-lime" in flavor...kinda like sprite...very pleasant...probably why I put up with all his BS---$##@!&*---DOH! . <P>P.S. Loved the joke!<P>