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#39708 12/09/99 01:40 AM
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NOW DON'T GET UPSET, LET'S ALL SMILE...<P>DEEP S**T<P>A little bird was flying south for the winter.<BR>It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field.<BR>While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.<BR>As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.<BR>The dung was actually thawing him out.<BR>He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.<BR>A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate.<BR>Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile and promptly dug him out-and then ate him.<P>The moral of the story is:<BR>1. Not everyone who s***s on you is your enemy.<BR>2. Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.<BR>3. When you're in deep s**t keep your mouth shut.

#39709 12/09/99 01:44 AM
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[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com] [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com] [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com] [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com] [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]lol<BR>good one<P>Jason

#39710 12/09/99 01:45 AM
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[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com] too cute!<P>Lori

#39711 12/09/99 03:37 AM
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I have just one question . . . <P>How was the bird able to sing with a mouth full of s**t?????<P><BR> [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com] [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com] [Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]<P>God Bless


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