Responses to Pick Up Lines<BR>--------------------------<P>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?<BR>Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.<P>Man: Is this seat empty?<BR>Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.<P>Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?<BR>Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?<P>Man: Your place or mine?<BR>Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.<P>Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?<BR>Woman: It's in the phone book.<BR>Man: But I don't know your name.<BR>Woman: That's in the phone book too.<P>Man: So what do you do for a living?<BR>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.<P>Man: What sign were you born under?<BR>Woman: No Parking.<P>Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?<BR>Woman: Do not Enter<P>Man: I know how to please a woman.<BR>Woman: Then please leave me alone.<P>Man: I want to give myself to you.<BR>Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.<P>Man: I can tell that you want me.<BR>Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave.<P>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:<BR>Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.<P>Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?<BR>Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.<P>Man: Your body is like a temple.<BR>Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.<P>Man: I'd go through anything for you.<BR>Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.<P>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.<BR>Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?<BR> <BR>