This is supposed to be funny, which it is...sorta; but, it strikes me that some of this stuff sounds just like what we've heard from our WS.<P>BEFORE - You take my breath away<BR>AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating<P>BEFORE - Twice a night<BR>AFTER - Twice a month<P>BEFORE - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation<BR>AFTER - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac<P>BEFORE - Saturday Night Fever<BR>AFTER - Monday Night Football<P>BEFORE - Don't stop<BR>AFTER - Don't start<P>BEFORE - Is that all you're having?<BR>AFTER - Maybe you should have just a salad, honey<P>BEFORE - It's like I'm living in a dream<BR>AFTER - It's like he lives in a dorm<P>BEFORE - $60/doz.<BR>AFTER - $1.50/stem<P>BEFORE - Turbocharged<BR>AFTER - Jumpstart<P>BEFORE - We agree on everything<BR>AFTER - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?<P>BEFORE - Victoria's Secret<BR>AFTER - Fruit-of-the-Loom<P>BEFORE - Charming and Noble<BR>AFTER - Chernobyl<P>BEFORE - Feathers and handcuffs<BR>AFTER - Ball and chain<P>BEFORE - Idol<BR>AFTER - Idle<P>BEFORE - I love a woman with curves<BR>AFTER - I never said you were fat<P>BEFORE - He's completely lost without me<BR>AFTER - Why won't he ever ask for directions?<P>BEFORE - Time stood still<BR>AFTER - This relationship is going nowhere<P>BEFORE - Croissant and cappuccino<BR>AFTER - Bagel and instant<P>BEFORE - You look so seductive in black<BR>AFTER - Your clothes are so depressing<P>BEFORE - Oysters<BR>AFTER - Fishsticks<P>BEFORE - I can hardly believe we found each other<BR>AFTER - I can't believe I ended up with someone like you<P>BEFORE - Passion<BR>AFTER - Ration<P>BEFORE - Once upon a time<BR>AFTER - The end

I think my WS take on this will be:<P>Before affair : she pays for her clothes<BR>After affair : I pay for her Christian Diors, Guccis, Chanels, Pradas, Fendis, etc. (well, since he was attracted to expensively-dressed whores, I gather I should be well togged, too)<P>Before affair : her money is her money<BR>After affair : her money is her money, my money is her money<P>Before affair : she slaves around the house to get things done for me because she loooooooves me<BR>After affair : suddenly, I slave around the house so that she will still looooooove me<P>Before affair : she talks too much<BR>After affair : she is too quiet<P>Before affair : Clinton is sleazebag, these democrats<BR>During Affair : I don't know what to say<P>Before Affair : Wait, let me pick you up, it's too dangerous for you to cross that busy junction<BR>During Affair : Get a cab, it's too late and dangerous for you<BR>After Affair : Wait, let me pick...<P><BR>MY TAKE IS : MAKE HIM PAY! Too little too late!