I can't type the proper voice inflection plese use your own imagination.<P>A fourth grade teacher says to her class "today I want everyone to tell a story about someone in their family that has an imporatnt life lesson in it. OK, Suzy you go first."<P>"My granddaddy is a chicken farmer and he sells the eggs at the market.Well one day we were going to the market and his truck hit a great big bunp and knocked over the box that the eggs were in and broke almost all of them. And the lifes lesson is don't put all of your eggs in one basket."<P>" Very good," said the teacher," Mary your turn."<P>Mary stands up and says," my daddy is also a chicken farmer, only he raises them for the meat. Well he knows how much he can get for each one. Last summer we had over a thousand eggs, so daddy bought a new car. Well only half of then hatched and daddy had to sell the car. And the lesson is don't count your chickens before they hatch."<P>"Very good Mary."<P>Little Johnny was in the back of the class with his hand raised."OK johnny you can go."<P>Little Johnny got up from his desk walked to the front of the class and put his hand on his hips.<P>"My uncle Frank was a fighter pilot in Vietnam. One day he was on a mission behind enemy lines when he was shot out of the sky! He ejected from the jet a pulled his parachute. On the way down he pulled a bottle of whiskey out of his pocket and drank the WHOLE thing. As soon as he hit the ground he was surrounded by a Hundred of the enemy. He pulled out his pistol and killed ten of them, then he grabbed his machette and killed seventy more and his machette broke so he had to kill the last twenty with his BARE hands."<P>"OK," said the teacher,"what is the lesson?"<P>" DON'T F**K WITH UNCLE FRANK WHEN HE"S DRUNK!!"<P>------------------<BR>BB<BR>

Bill,<P>LOL<P>Bob<P>------------------<BR>"You can't always get what you want! But if you try real hard,you might just find, you get what you need!"<BR>Mick Jagger<P>

<B>Bill,</B><P>This was GREAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOL and really could use the good laugh I got !!!<P>Thanks,<P>Desiree<P>------------------<BR>"Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things in which smiles and kindnesses and small obligations, given habitually, are what win and preserve the heart and secure comfort."<P>Sir Humphry Davy<BR>