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Murph,<P>You mean some men actually know how to use a washing machine???? Unbelievable!!!!! <P>Jodie
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Uh-oh Murph......you're in trouble!!!<P>Since you're so good at doing laundry I propose that <B>you</B> should have to teach my kidos about sorting - and not putting towels in with the delicates - and that it's always better to take things out of the dryer while they're still warm, so that they don't wrinkle as much......etc., etc. and how to iron, and <B>mopping the floors</B> - the lists are endless. <P>
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My ex was always amazed at how I could do all the chores better than her.....and I am also a gourmet chef....when I want to be....<P>Bill
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Hey!! Bill!<P>Do you do windows? I've got these great, big picture windows in my living room......
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Mitzi,Claire,<P>Yep......there are men out there that know how to do all that........they just choose not to!!! <P>Sometimes us women make it way to easy on the men!<P>Sorry Murph,it has to be said!<BR>I would bet that your an exception to the rule! <P>Hey,I even have my 5 year old boy doing the dishes!!! LOL (gotta get them taught early!)<P>Gina <P>------------------<BR>"If we deny love that is given to us,if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss,then our lives will be empty,our loss greater!"-----Anonymous----
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Jodie,<P> Who said anything about a washing machine?<P> I just wash'em down at th'creek,on the way home from work! Hope nobody's lookin'.<P> ~~Murph
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Don't get me started about windows.......<P>I have 30 plus in my house...I'm thinking about hireing someone to do them......<P>I hate cleaning windows....<P>B
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Murph,<P>Do I detect a few of them there hillbilly jokes a-comin'?? LOL LOL LOL<P>Why dontcha just wash 'em in the cement pond? <P>Jodie
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Gina ~<P>My X was an <B>excellent</B> cleaner....a real neatnik - but it was either his way or it wasn't correct...know what I mean? <P>Murph ~<P>So, how about it? When are the cleaning lessons for my kidos gonna start? Of course, I already told you that the crick next door got diverted. But there is that gulley down the road.....
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Bill,<P> Talk to Lora.<P> She'll do your windows.....for free.<P><BR> ~~Murph
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Bill ~<P>What? No windows? And here I was thinking of how beautiful the view would be if they were actually cleaned by someone other than myself. How about mopping floors?<BR>Oh, that's right - that's Murph's job.
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Bridget,<P> You know how I mop the floor?<P> I pour milk on it,and let the dog lick it clean!<P>~~Murph<P>
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Murph,<P>No wonder us women just do the housework ourselves! LOL<P>Jodie
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Murph ~<P>At least it gets done <P>Mitz~<P>Oh <<<<YAWN>>>> kidos are in bed, and since I'll be up at the crack of dawn I better get there too. First day of school tomorrow. I guess that's why they went to bed on their own
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Jodie,<P> But the men find the easy way!<P> You want to know how I clean the toilets?..............never mind!<P><BR> ~~Murph
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Ok Guys!<P>I'm on my way to work to suspend the "Ritalin Thief!!" It's about time!!!!!<P>They can't fire her until Human Resources does their investigation but at least this will keep her out of the house. I think she'll just get mad and quit. <P>Wish me luck!!!<P>Mitzi
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Go get her,Jodie!<P> Um,is that the poor woman with four starving children.........<P> Have a,um,good day......<P><BR> ~~Murph
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Gonna make it to 1900 today.....it will probably be the same person, again... <P>Well, here's one more on the way to the next 100 mark
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Murph,<P>Not 4 starving children...just 2! LOL LOL<P>I felt bad for her but...it's my job. You can't steal controlled substances and get away with it. <P>Now I have to be careful...she's got a lunatic for a husband! <P>I'm gonna get 1900!! I want a prize!! I didn't get my prize for the last time I won. (HINT, HINT! A picture of Murph doing yardwork! LOL)<P>Jodie
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