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I cut the grass today at my place and my Mom's. I ran over a kitten, shouldn't have been standing there. Not my fault. You should have seen the blood and fur fly. I felt bad for about 5 seconds, then ate the good parts!<P>Just kidding, I froze the good parts for later.<P>Zip
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Ok guys...wish me luck...I'm going out tonight...hopefully I will meet some lewd and lascivios woman...I doubt it though...but hey you never know right...<P>Hey medic I love lawnmower groung kitten...marinade it in italian dressing the mahe kabobs <P>Bill
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Bill and Tim,<P>You guys are AWFUL!! Remind me not to bring my cat to Nashville! LOL<P>Bill,<P>Have fun tonight!<P>Mitzi
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<P>Okay, shhhhhhhhh. I just escaped downstairs from five twelve year old boys........<BR><B>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH</B><P>I feel better now <P>
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Claire,<P>OMG!! How brave are you!!!! LOL LOL<P>I won't tell! <P>Mitz
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Mitzi,<P>Not very brave.....just really, really nutso!<BR>Actually, they're really good kids...and hilarious! <P>How's the human roadmap? Any more detours reflected on the map today - any more traintracks? Seriously, it sounds like he's okay - I hope so.
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Claire,<P>He's ok. He's been out riding his bike and playing ball all day. He's a pretty tough guy! It's still a little swollen and the bruise is starting to turn green. And he was complaining because it's starting to itch. Sounds like it's healing to me.<P>Mitz
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Now I remember why I hate going to bars...<P>A) I don't drink...<P>B) I get mad atmyself because I know I don't have the balls to go up to someone and start a conversation or ask them to dance...<P>Bill
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Geez, I go to bed early and miss all the fun! (Just a little sarcasm here! LOL)<P>Ok, it's Sunday! We've got 32 more posts to go!! I think if we all are determined, we can do it!!!!! Do we need cheerleaders?? <P>Bill,<P>It's hard to get into the swing of the single life. Just take your time! <P>Mitz
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Jodie,<P><BR> Good Morning.<P> I was going to e-mail you last night,but my mail server was down for"maintenance".On a Sat.night?I think they do that just to p!ss people off!<P> It's dark,wet,and yucky out here. <BR> What's it doing there?<P> ~~Murph<P>
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Hey Murph!<P>It's cool out here. I think it's gonna rain. If it does, it looks like it will probably sprinkle all day. And here I wanted to get the grass cut (or at least supervise! LOL) Guess I'll just be stuck inside all day! Oh well, it's not like I don't have anything to do inside! LOL LOL (The laundry is piling up! LOL)<P>Jodie
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Jodie,<P> Gee,that's too bad.<BR> I guess the lawn will just have to wait.<BR> Good thing I did my yardwork yesterday.<P> The laundry?<BR> Just throw the clothes in,dump in some soap,and slam the lid.....you're done!<P> ~~Murph<P>
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Murph,<P>If only doing laundry were that easy! First you have to search the bedrooms for any stray socks, then you lug it all down the basement steps. Then there is the task of sorting it (the boys don't want pink socks or underwear! LOL). I'm actually teaching my sons how to do all of this. One other job that I'll be able to get out of! LOL <P>Now if I could just get them to do dishes!<P>Jodie
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Jodie,<P> OK,here's another tip.<P> Buy all the clothes in the same color.<BR> Or at least stick to dark blue,green,and black.Then you can wash it all together.Don't worry about the underwear,no one will see it anyway(no,I meant on your boys).<P> Smart thinking or what?<BR> Listen to old Murph,he'll save you time and money!<P> Now,the dishes..........<P><BR> ~~Murph
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Hey Mitzi,<P>I found that getting them to do the dishes was much easier than getting them to pick up their dirty laundry.....<P>Murph,<P>Pretty soggy today, huh? Or is the sun shining, now, down south?
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Murph,<P>Already thought of the same color trick. The underwear is the problem. My 8 year old does wear "colorful undies" (his words, not mine! LOL) But my 10 yr old will only wear white. A bit of a dilemma there. <P>With the dishes, the boys think if they let them soak long enough, they don't have to actually wash them. That's a huge problem! LOL<P>Jodie
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Murph,<P>Actually, those colors <B>are</B> the mainstay of my kidos' wardrobes......the problem is they have to have some white Tshirts for gym class, and because white Tshirts are cool (You would have to be living w/my 14 yr old to really understand his concept of cool.)<P>I guess I could always just throw them out when they got too disgusting (?)!
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Hey Murph,<P>What's for breakfast?
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Claire,<P>OMG! My 10 year old says the same thing about white t-shirts! LOL And he's gotten sooooo particular about his clothes! I knew I would dread this age!<P>Mitz
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Good Morning Claire/Bridget,<P> It's raining here,but it's"suppose"to clear up later today.We'll see.<BR> Um,just instant oatmeal for breakfast.<P> Well,you guys are buying their clothes,so they have no right to complain!I'm sure you can explain that to them..... <P> ~~Murph
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