Hey Shawn! Queen Tease?? Kinda suits me! <P>I can't tell you guys the surprise! Then it wouldn't be a surprise! <P>Jester, if you wish to prepare entertainment, just tell lots of blonde jokes! My guests loves them! <P>Mitzi

<B>HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR MEGA-THREAD!!</B><P>One year ago today, the mega-thread was started. We didn't expect it to go on this long but we're so glad it did!!<P>Let the partying begin!!!!! <P>Mitzi <BR>

Wow, <B>BIG</B> thread mitzi...<P> <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain <BR>and makes the sun come out again<p>[This message has been edited by c00ker (edited June 05, 2001).]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<P>Per Mitzi's request let the blonde jokes begin<P>Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?<BR>A: Tell her she's pregnant.<P>Q: What will she ask you?<BR>A: "Is it mine?"<P>Jester Bill<BR>

<I>Happy Birthday to you,<BR>Happy Birthday to you,<BR>Happy Birthday dear Mega-Thread,<BR>Happy Birthday to you</I><P>....and now for the gift......<P>Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? <BR>A: Humpme Dumpme<P><BR>Q: What happened when the blonde went to the movie theater? <BR>A: She saw the “NC-17: Under 17 not admitted” sign, so she went home and got 16 friends.<P> <BR> <BR>

<B><I>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</I></B><P>I hope the mega-thread lasts for many and many more posts.<P>I have my own theory on who the guest will be. But I could be wrong so I won't say but if I am right, I will do the happy dance.

Happy anniversary!<BR>Happy anniversary!<BR>Happy anniversary!<BR>HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY Anniversary!<P>A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" <BR>"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." <P>"What sort of question?" <P>"Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' <P>The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history." <P> <P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Happy Birfday, happy happy Birfday!! <sung, and shaken, not stirred> <P>Huggies and Lovies to all, Sheryl, aka Chap, aka Fairy Godmother, aka FGM, aka new_beginning, aka old_ending.

Okay... I had to come out of hiding for this:<P><B>HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGA THREAD</B><P>And since it is rude to not show up with a present (and I didn't think that my presence was enough of a present)<P>A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."<P>Sorry.... don't know any other blonde jokes that wouldn't get this tread locked... and I don't want to be part of the cause of another one.... especially one as great as this one.<P>~Java<BR>

Darn it... I hate it when that happens... <p>[This message has been edited by JavaAllNightLong (edited June 05, 2001).]

In honor of the occaision, I bring a gift. And a most delicious gift it is!!<P><B>Sangria</B><P>1 sm can frozen lemonade thawed<BR>2 1/2 C dry red wine, I use cheap Burgundy<BR>1 1/2 C orange juice<BR>1/2 C sugar<BR>sliced lemons & oranges if available<BR> - Mix together & chill a couple of hours<BR> * optional or added @ serving time, 1 C ginger ale<P>Good stuff!<P>MITZI - when does our special guest arrive?<P><BR>

So not to leave anyone out, the Jester submits the following BLONDE/BRUNETTE/RED Head Funnies<P>Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?<BR>A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"<P>Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?<BR>A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"<P>Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?<BR>A1: "All the blondes have gone home!"<BR>A2: Has that blonde gone yet?<BR>A3: When is that blond b*#ch going to leave!?<P>Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?<BR>A: "Next!"<BR>

<B>HEY MITZI</B> ... It is nearly 2:00 pm in the east, and the day is half gone! <P>Where IS the special guest???? <P>Huh, huh, huh?????????? <BR>

What did you all expect? I said yesterday that Mitzi was just a <B>TEASE!!!</B> <P>....and she agreed too<P>

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My fellow Mega-Thread people!<P>Patience, please! The special guest is a busy person! <P>I'm really glad you all stopped by today if for no other reason that to see who the guest is! LOL LOL <P>Cinderella,<P>Pass me some of that sangria!!!!! <P>Mitzi aka Jodie aka RHG

HEY!!!!!

HORAY, THE MEGA THREAD IS BACK.<P>Geez, Jayhawk get the hint. Not only a double post but a triple post <P>Where the heck is that guest? My patience is wearing thin. I'm getting my panties in a bunch.

Jodie! I know who the guest of honor is. I've got the hints. It has to be the one the only........