<B>Hey Murph,</B><P>I thought that I would tell you this joke,hope it cheers you up even if a little. <P>I hope that it is not too crude!(I thought that it was funny.)<P> <B>JOKE</B><BR>A mother is with her 5 year old boy at the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The 5 year old boy looks with amazement at the large beast and says to his mom, "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?" <P><BR>The mom replies "That's his trunk". The little boy says, "I know that, the thing to the other side of the trunk." The mom replies "Oh, that's his tail". The boy goes, "I know that! No, what's that big thing hanging down inbetween the trunk and tail." The mother, wanting to avoid this subject at all costs, just says "Oh, that's nothing" and whisks him off to the next exhibit. <P><BR>Two weeks later he goes to the same zoo with his dad. They are at the elephant exhibit and he asks his dad "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?" <P><BR>The dad replies, "That's his trunk." "No, behind that!" says the kid. "Oh, well that's his tail" replies the father. "NO, in-between the trunk and the tail!" yells the kid. The father replies, "Son, that's the elephant's penis." The kid, a bit puzzled, tells his dad, "But Mom said it was nothing." <P><BR>The dad replied, "Well, your mom's been spoiled." <P><BR><p>[This message has been edited by w.g.up.h (edited June 08, 2000).]

Gina,<BR> No,that wasn't too crude.We get'um all the time at work on our e-mail.Management told us to knock it off! All I want to know is,what part did you edit out?!! <P> --Murph<p>[This message has been edited by Murphy (edited June 08, 2000).]

Murph,<P>Ha,Ha,wouldn't you like to know! <P>I love jokes.......I just don't know how other people will handle them?<P>It is kinda funny I grew up w/2 older brothers,so I am use to the "guy" talk,and I can hang w/the best of them.<P>Laughter is the best medicine.....right?<P>Gina <P>

Well...<P>A man and his wife go to the grocery store.....<P>She goes one way and he goes the other....<P>After about 10 minutes the husband yells....Hey Crisco....<P><BR>No reply....He yells again...Hey Crisco....<P>The store manager hearing this man, comes up to him and tells him he can find the Crisco in aisle 2.<P>The man says....oh no...that is a name I call my wife when we are out in public...<P>The manager says...well that's strange...what do you call her at home?<P>The husband says....oh...at home I just call her lard a$$.

Mental,<P>Thanks,that was great!LOL....LOL <P>Gina <P>

What do you call a homosexual Indian?<P>A brave sucker.

Blonde joke my 10 year told me.......<P><BR>This blonde single danish man decided to buy this farm. He loved the two horses that came along with it, but couldn't tell them apart.<P>So He called up his mom and asked her what she would suggest he do to tell them apart.<P>His mom suggested he cut a notch out of one of their tails.<P>So the blonde cut a notch out of one of their tails and sent them out to the pasture.<P>The next morning he noticed that the other one had gotten his tail caught in the fence and I'll be damned if it wasn't in the same exact place.<P>So he called his mom again and his mom suggested that he cut a notch in one of their manes. So he went to the barn, cut the notch and sent them on their way out to the pasture.<P>Damn, if the next morning both horses came back with notches cut in the same place.<P>well the blonde was frantic.....this time he talked to his dad. His dad said isn't there anything different about those horses...just some small thing that can help you tell them apart?<P>The blonde said...well the brown one is a bit taller than the white one.<P>[This message has been edited by MENTAL (edited June 08, 2000).]<p>[This message has been edited by MENTAL (edited June 08, 2000).]

Ok,Nancy,<BR> Let's go easy on the blond and ethnic jokes(did I mention that I'm blond and Danish?).<BR> Do you got anymore? <BR> <BR> What's long and brown,and is in some little boy's underwear?<BR> Michael Jackson's hand.<P> Ok,so it's crude,but Mitzi told me this one,honest!<P> --Murph

Those are great!......LOL...(it doesn't take much for me.)<P>I am sorry......I am blonde,and I love blonde jokes! <P>Hey Murphy.......sure come back over here and hide,I have been waiting so patiently for my ice-cream.....I was geting ready to have a talk w/managment.(you know,bat my eye-lashes around a bit! )<P>G <P>

Gina,<BR> Where were you ?Nancy and I just finished off the Rocky Road.Maybe you should stay in one spot.....<BR> I don't mind blond jokes,You've probably noticed,they're all about blond WOMEN!<P> --Murph

Murph,<P>You little rascal!.....<P>It is ok,I didn't need it anyway......<P>You did offend Nancy tho,I think that she is leaving.......<P>You are right about the blonde jokes, I never even thought about it that way. ..LOL<P>Now,I am not going to chase you all over this board,.......I wouldn't want Mitzi to come over here and beat me up or anything..LOL <P>Gina <P>

An oldie but a goodie!<P>Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>*<BR>Because she was a woman!<P>Mitzi told me this one too!!<P>Zippy<P>

You might want to check out that joke again, Murph<p>[This message has been edited by MENTAL (edited June 08, 2000).]

Hey Medic,<P>Are you ready for tomorrow???<P>I have been saying some prayers for ya!<P>G <P>

HEY!!!! <P>What are you all doing over here?????<P>Thanks for giving me credit for the jokes! LOL LOL <P>I think there is someone here that I'm supposed to beat up????? <P>Mitzi

Yeah,......Mitzi is here!<P>That would be me.....<P>No,No,please,don't.......I am not moving in on "Your" man.....just trying to get him in a better mood.I don't think that I am doing a very good job at it.....maybe you can help.<P>G <P>

Ok Murph!<P>What do we have to do?? Start wrestling you for your ice cream again?? Guaranteed to put you in a better mood! <P>I don't know though...kinda sounds like the whipped cream might have that beat. How bout the kind in the spray can?? <P>Mitzi

Hey Mitzi,<P>How about some Whip cream wrestling.....that could be fun?????<P>G <P>

Mitzi,<BR> Sorry,I already promised that to Nancy.<BR> I think I upset her.She's re-writing her jokes for my benefit.<BR> So,how was your day?<P> --Murph<P>

Hi Murph,<P>My day was good. I worked from 3pm-11pm. Not a bad shift at all. I love my job so that makes it even better. Took the guys I'm working with shopping. That's a real treat. They are 21 and 36 yrs old and it's like taking an 8 yr old and a 5 yr old somewhere. Plus they are obsessed with condoms for some reason! LOL <P>I read your post. Sorry !! Wanna cheer up?? Go back and read the 18 pages of my post! <P>Take care, Murph!<BR>Mitzi <P>