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Hey Jo, where are you???<P>Bill
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Bill,<P>I'm warning you, I know Judo, Karate, Jiu-Jitsu, Aikodo, Tae Kwon Do, Tai Chi and five other Japanese words, so keep your damn hands off my third W!!!!!!! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif) <P>Guess who?<P>Yep, Zippy the Pinhead.
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Ok chump.....let's see if your linguistic skills can stop a .45 inch projectile flying through the air at 850 feet per second...<P>LOLOLOL<P><BR>B
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Hey BILL!!!!!!!<P>That is easy! I have been married twice. Endured more pain than any human should have to in one lifetime. I really thought you would have come up with something a little more creative, like an UZI or an air strike!!!<P>Stay away from my third W or it will get physical. My cousin is a Pagan, not the Witch people, the motorcycle guys and they will do anything for a case of brew!<P>Hey, there is a Hooters down Philly way, wanta meet there? I don't remember what they look like! Poop, did I say that out loud?<P>Zippy
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I'll be there I think on Sat. 19 Aug.<BR>I'll email you my mobile phone # later.<P>I also have a bettery of 155mm Howitzers, a platoon of M1A2 Tanks and a few Apache helicopters. I thought we could settle this like Gentlemen, with a pair of 18th century dueling pistols..<P>I am fully prpare to get nasty...hmmm...maybe a piano wire around the neck as you doze in your truck. Yeah that's the ticket...<P>B
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Hey Zippy....<P>What are you, scared????<P>I challenege you to a duel...<P>Would you prefer dueling with Rapiere`s instead???<P>Bill
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Bill,<P>If I recall correctly the one whom is challenged gets to pick the device of destruction. I choose rum and coke. Let's see who is the last man standing. I must warn you, I am an alcoholic.<P>We will meet at the designated time and will fight to the end until one of us victoriously ends up with the girl from Hooters with the biggest...eyes.<P>My dearest and sweet Bonnett will be waiting for me at our HOME. I just love her Aussie accent. It's kind of like Arnold when she goes down to the 7-11 for milk, "I'll be back!"<P>Zippy the Pinhead
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AAAHH Zippy,<P>The Cuba-Libra challenge...<P>I must say that if it should come to this I shall let you drink yourself into oblivion...Then I will simply shoot you...All is fair in love and the Dueling for a fair maiden...<P>Your are an Alcholic.....PFFT...I my friend can do one bitter...I am a serious drug addict...Therefore I will con and scheme until I win the the hand of the lovely maiden Jo...<P>I'm sure she her head is spinning just knowing that a drunk and a junkie are getting ready to fight to death to win her affection...<P>So I think you ought to just conceed and back away before I run you through...<P>Bill
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Don Quixote(1/Tim) and Don Quixote(2/Bill)...<BR>...look out for that giant ...uh ...er... windmill?<P>Dulcinea(Jo)...<BR>...knows not of your battles...<BR>...but her heart and spirit has grown...<P>Oh Dulcinea...<BR>...live on your vital life...<P>I, humble Sancho Panza, see the distress they two... lead on to...<BR>...let not violence reign on...<P>Oh... do awaken noble soldiers...<BR>...and let neither to imbibe nor inebriate, lest it be your demise...<P><BR>...
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