Well, it's Monday, and the weather here is crappy -- wet and cold (33 deg. give or take), and it's supposed to snow. I heard a couple of good jokes, so I thought I'd share them...<P><BR>They say marriage is a contract. No, it's not. Contracts come with warrantees. When something goes wrong, you can take it back to the manufacturer. If your husband starts acting up, you can't take him back to his mama's house. "I don't know, he just stopped working. He's just laying around making a funny noise."<BR> <P>The Golfing Tip<P>The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand trap.<P>All the while, he'd noticed that the club professional had been watching.<P>"What club should I use now?" he asked the pro.<P>"I don't know," the pro replied. "What game are you playing?"<P><BR> <BR>B<BR>