Going with the motif on some of the other posts... here is one from me. All I can say to you guys is... Try and top these. I would absoultly love to see what you guys come up with as come backs.<P>WHY TEDDY BEARS ARE BETTER THAN MEN<P>Most teddy bears don't hog the whole bed.<P>Teddy bears never stand up their dates.<P>You can always buy a bigger teddy bear.<P>Teddy bears get on famously with all your relatives.<P>Teddy bears aren't paranoid about catching your cold.<P>Teddy bears can hug for long periods of time.<P>Teddy bears usually smell nice and are always soft and cuddly.<P>Teddy bears never have cold hands or scratchy toenails.<P>Teddy bears like it when you wear flannel pj's<P>Teddy bears sleep soundly without wriggling around, snoring and hogging all the covers.<P>Teddy bears never leave your bathroom a wreck.<P>-Java

ROFLOL! <P>I love you, Java! Just when I feel cruddy you come up with this! <P>CJ<P>P.S. I have had a teddy bear my whole life--still do--and "it's twue, it's twue"!

I love it! I have... um... about 25 bears (stuffed ones anyway)... give or take. And probably over 100 bear related things.<P>My newest addition was a custom job.... I made him at a store called A Bear Is Born last month when I was in LA. They even have a website <A HREF="http://www.abearisborn.com" TARGET=_blank>www.abearisborn.com</A> where you can order them. At the store, you actually pick the "skin" and make your own bear... it was great!<P>I love my bears!<BR>B

Java is actually the name of the teddy bear that I sleep with. He keeps me company during the night and is there when I need him. Apart from my current stuffed Eeyore collection and Java, I gave the rest of my stuffed animals that I had to my son.<P>I still have to see any witty comebacks from the guys regarding the posts... otherwise I will assume that you don't have any.<P>-Java

Sorry Java, can't think of anything wrong with a teddy bear. My son has given me one of his to sleep with so I won't be lonely Also, one of my best friends is named Bear.<P>OK CJ, I sense a blazing saddles fan out there in Denver... <BR>"oh, a wed wose, how womantic"<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

Teddy bears never have morning breath.<P>Teddy bears never leave the seat up.<P>Teddy bears never use your credit card<BR> <BR>Teddy bears never leave wet stockings hanging in the bathroom<P>Teddy bears never use all the hot water<P>Teddy bears never leave their dishes on the table<P>Teddy bears just aren't the same, though. (Sigh)<P><BR> I think we have a store in Nashville where you can make your own bear

Can't think of anything wrong with Teddy Bear's either, but I did come up with the following. I can do better, but this was all I had on such short notice.....<P>One evening, Pinnochio’s girlfriend says to him, “This stinks,Pinnochio! Every time we make love I get splinters.”<P>So Pinnochio decided to go to Gepetto to ask for his advice. Gepetto says, “Sandpaper, my boy. That’s all you need.”<P>A few days later Gepetto runs into Pinnochio and asks, “So, Pinnochio,how are you doing with the girls now?”<P>Pinnochio replied, “Who needs girls!”<BR>

Teddy bears never shave their legs with your razor<P>Teddy bears never have pms<P>Teddy bears never b***h if you leave the seat up<P>And Teddy bears never break your heart.....<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again<p>[This message has been edited by c00ker (edited October 25, 2000).]

It's about time that some of you guys started with the come backs!!!<P>JH93 - Don't even start with the dirty jokes!!! I have ones that would make even the most macho of men blush!!<P>Teddy bears don't mess up your house.<P>Teddy bears don't mind watching a sappy "chick flick" on tv.<P>and....<BR>Teddy bears are always there when you need them.<P>-Java

Java,<P>My daughter is a big Eeyore fan too. "It's suuuch a gloooomy day." He's the Richard Lewis in 100 Acre Forest.<P>Teddy bears greet you with a smile every day.<P>Teddy bears are always up for a hug.<P>Teddy bears are soft and gentle.<P>But I still like men better.<P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Java,<BR>Do I sense a challenge of dirty jokes on the horizon? Be careful, I can hang with the best of them.<P>Teddy bears don’t tell you to take out the trash<P>Teddy bears don’t go on shopping sprees<P>Teddy bears don’t ask you if they look fat<P>Teddy bears don’t get angry when you look at other teddy bears<P>Teddy bears don’t care if you snore<P>Teddy bears don’t care if you want to spend the day watching football<P>Teddy bears don’t mind sleeping in the wet spot (from tears I mean!)<P>Teddy bears don’t mind if the dog gets up on the bed<P>Teddy bears don’t care if you steal all the blankets<P>Teddy bears don’t care if you don’t go to bed when they do<BR>********<BR>Teddy bears don’t initiate hugs<BR>Teddy bears don’t whisper sweet nothings in your ear<BR>Teddy bears don’t ask you to hold them<BR>Teddy bears don’t say I love you<BR>

Dirty jokes will have to have their own thread!<P>At the store, HERE IN NASHVILLE WHERE THE MEETING IS, where you can make your own teddy bear, you can also make other animals. Cats, rabbits, stuff like that. I didn't intend to make that pun.<P>----<BR>Teddy bears don't ask what they can do for you. (Blush here)<P>Teddy bears don't sneak up for hugs<BR> <BR>Teddy bears don't tell you you're beautiful/handsome<P>Teddy bears don't bring you breakfast in bed<P>

Teddy bears don't play ONLY with the remote while sitting on the couch together watching tv.<P>Teddy bears don't decide to channel surf during the commercials and "forget" to go back to the program that you were enjoying watching.<P>Teddy bears don't kick you when they sleep.<P>Teddy bears don't complain about what you made for dinner.<P>Teddy bears understand if you just need to curl up in a ball and cry.<P>Teddy bears don't mind your happy to sad mood swings.<P>Teddy bears don't fight with you.<P>Teddy bears don't say things that crush you.<P>Teddy bears listen when you feel the need to talk.<P><BR>But alas... you guys are right.<P>Teddy bears don't kiss you.<P>Teddy bears don't tell you how much they care about you.<P>Teddy bears don't hold you when you need to feel safe and protected from the world.<P>Teddy bears are DEFINATLY not the same.<BR>