Jayhawk... this ones for you!!!! From Java: <P>1.) Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup. <BR>2.) You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good. <BR>3.) Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it. <BR>4.) A cup of coffee looks good in the morning. <BR>5.) You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee. <BR>6.) You can always warm coffee up. <BR>7.) Coffee comes with endless refills. <BR>8.) Coffee is cheaper. <BR>9.) Coffee never runs out. <BR>10.) Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning. <BR>11.) You can make coffee as sweet as you want. <BR>12.) Coffee smells and tastes good. <BR>13.) You can always get fresh coffee. <BR>15.) You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back. <BR>16.) Coffee goes down easier. <BR>17.) A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter. <BR>18.) Coffee smells good in the morning. <BR>19.) Coffee is good when it's cold too. <BR>20.) Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it. <BR>21.) Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in. <BR>22.) Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less. <BR>23.) No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better. <BR>24.) Coffee doesn't take up half your bed. <BR>25.) Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3am and decide to have a cup. <P>and last but not least:<BR>INSTANT COFFEE!

Right back at 'cha,<P>Why Coffee is Better than Women:<BR>(some are duplicates I know)<P>You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.<BR> 2. Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.<BR> 3. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.<BR> 4. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.<BR> 5. You can always warm coffee up.<BR> 6. Coffee comes with endless refills.<BR> 7. Coffee is cheaper.<BR> 8. You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.<BR> 9. Coffee never runs out.<BR>10. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.<BR>11. You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.<BR>12. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.<BR>13. You can smoke while drinking coffee.<BR>14. You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.<BR>15. Coffee smells and tastes good.<BR>16. You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.<BR>17. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.<BR>18. You can always get fresh coffee.<BR>19. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get<BR> back.<BR>20. They sell coffee at police stations.<BR>21. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.<BR>22. Coffee goes down easier.<BR>23. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on weight.<BR>24. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.<BR>25. A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.<BR>26. Your coffee doesn't talk to you.<BR>27. Coffee smells good in the morning.<BR>28. Coffee is good when it's cold too.<BR>29. Coffee stains are easier to remove.<BR>30. Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.<BR>31. Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.<BR>32. Coffee doesn't shed.<BR>33. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.<BR>34. You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.<BR>35. Coffee doesn't mind being ground.<BR>36. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.<BR>37. Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.<BR>38. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.<BR>39. When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your<BR> throat.<BR>40. Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.<BR>41. Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.<BR>42. INSTANT COFFEE!<BR>43. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.<BR>44. It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.<BR>45. Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.<BR>

Sorry, Jayhawk, but I have to challenge #43. <P>I want to see you have an intelligent conversations with a cup of coffee.<P>Why Coffee is Better than Men:<BR>1. Coffee makes you feel warm without expecting something back.<BR>2. If you make a mistake preparing the coffee, it doesn't yell at you.<BR>3. Coffee actually DOES taste better with cream, but you don't have to cream it if you don't want to.<BR>4. Coffee will stay with you late into the night.<BR>5. Coffee enjoys staying warm without being made to boil.<BR>6. If you choke while drinking coffee, it doesn't demand that you finish drinking it.<BR>7. Coffee enjoys occassionally trying a new mug.<BR>8. Coffee is best hot, but most enjoyable warm.<BR>9. Coffee does not ever, EVER ask what time of month it is. <BR>10. When it IS that time of month, coffee is comforting.<BR>11. Coffee does not think it is silly to try new flavors.<BR>12. Coffee can hold up a stiff cream.<BR>13. Coffee will wait until you are ready to drink it.<BR>14. Coffee does not argue politics with you.<BR>15. Coffee enjoys being part of a social gathering.<BR>16. Coffee can accompany you anywhere.<BR>17. Sometimes there's decaf.<BR>18. Coffee does not always want to buzz you.<BR>19. There is a coffee for every emotion.<BR>20. Coffee is stimulating.<P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.