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okay, off the gender war topic... here is one for everyone! Happy Halloween!!!<P>Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack <BR>If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again <BR>The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some <BR>You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy <BR>Its OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else <BR>Months from now, you'll still enjoy candy <BR>If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door <BR>Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning <BR>No guilt the next morning <BR>You can "do" the whole neighborhood !!! <P><BR>Thanks for tollerating these for me. I guess that I am just in a goofy mood today... Dipping a bit too much into the halloween candy!!! -Java
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It's so true.<P>Java, I'm so glad to know you. You are keeping me in stitches today.<P>CJ
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I feel like the straight man in a room full of Rodney Dangerfields.<P>Before I met you guys, I thought <B>I</B> was funny!!1 ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif) <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again
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No respect I tell ya, no respect... I come and try and liven up your halloween and look what I get... no respect.
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!<P>LOL LOL LOL
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Wait, wait, wait....<P>There's something better than sex? It's too early to go skiing, so I know there's <B>NOTHING</B> better than sex............... yet.... <P>Just got back from trick or treating. I remember sex as being better.... But the candy was good...<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again<p>[This message has been edited by c00ker (edited October 31, 2000).]
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I'm with Nick on this one! I went trick-or-treating and it definately wasn't better than sex!!! I mean, candy is good, but it ain't that good! <P>Mitzi ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif)
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I agree I like those butterfingers but I think I would prefer something else about now.<P>Happy Halloween everyone!
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Jen,<P>mmmmmmmmmmm...butterfingers! Reese's Cups, Kit Kats...YUMMY!!!<P>Still not sex though!<P>Mitzi
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Those are all my favorites. My children just came home with buckets full of those candy bars. I'll probably be eating those for breakfast, lunch and dinner. But, I agree that sex is much better. I'll save that for dessert. <P><p>[This message has been edited by 711 (edited October 31, 2000).]
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No fair, Jen!! We all can't have dessert!!! <P>Mitzi
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Okay... okay... I admit it. I went trick or treating with my son last night and no.... it was not better than sex. But then again... hey I am not getting sex right now, so it was at least something to do after dark!!! Something is better than nothing right? But in my defense, I did get something in the sack last night and this morning my legs are sore!!!! (candy and from walking... you sick people! Get your minds out of the gutter!!!!) <P>I hope that no one has tummy aches and everyone brushed their teeth really good after raiding their kids candy bags!! I know I have enough candy to last me for quite some time! Take care all!!!<P>-Java
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>But in my defense, I did get something in the sack last night and this morning my legs are sore!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Java, you cracked me up with this one
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Mitzi:<P>I have a feeling it won't be long till you get some dessert!<P>Jen
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Jen,<P>Oh really?! Do you know something that I don't know?? LOL LOL<P>Mitzi
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Well, I have seen all those posts between you and butterfly about how many batteries you go through so I thought you might just be enjoying a little dessert for one.<P>Then, of course, there is the big Nashville get together and who knows what might happen there.<P>Not to imply that you would end up being a tramp like me, but you never know.
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Ah yes, <P>I'm waiting for the desert cart myself <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again
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Jen,<P>Believe me! There are days that I could definately be a little tramp! LOL LOL Lots of days!!! <P>Mitzi <BR>
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Oh my, at least sex doesn't rot your teath! <P>Jen,<BR>I'd love to have dessert, but the cart is almost 900 miles away ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/frown.gif) waaaahhhh!! So I'll have to make do with some candy and another cold shower ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/wink.gif) .<BR>
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