Java,<BR>Since you came up with a defense as to Reasons Why Beer May Not Be As Great As Women, here's one for you...<P>Why Women are Better Than Guitars<P>1. Women are more fun when the power goes out<BR>2. You can't get your guitar wet<BR>3. Ever try to screw a guitar?<BR>4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" <BR>5. A guitar won't beg to be played<BR>6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it<BR>7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue<BR>8. Guitars aren't very aggressive<BR>9. A guitar won't play you back<BR>10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream<BR>11. A guitar won't scratch *your* back<BR>12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk<BR>13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it<BR>14. You can't play two guitars at once<BR>15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)<BR>16. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.<BR>17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.<BR>18. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them.<BR>19. You can't marry a rich guitar.<BR>20. Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.<BR>21. Guitars don't taste very good.<BR>22. A guitar won't give you head.