1. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.<BR>2. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.<BR>3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.<BR>4. If we put a man on the moon - we should be able to put them all up there.<BR>5. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.<BR>6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.<BR>7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.<BR>8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.<BR>9. Best way to get a man to do something: suggest he's too old for it.<BR>10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.<BR>11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.<BR>12. The children of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.<BR>13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.<BR>14. Remember: a sense of humor does not mean you tell him jokes; it means you laugh at his.<BR>15. Sadly, all men are created equal.<P>Just a thought for all the women out there... <BR>MENtal illness<BR>MENstrual cramps<BR>MENtal breakdown<BR>MENopause<P>Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men? And when we<BR>have real trouble, it's HISterectomy<P> <P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

CJ,<BR>You crack me up!<P>

Yup, you're right. This tickled my funny bone too.<P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

ouch!<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

Them's fighting words CJ <P>Fella's? Anyone willing to fire back on this one?

Hey!!!!!!! I just pop back here to check on things and get insulted. What's up with that? <BR>

Nope, not going there. Call me chicken, but I know when not to jump in a briar patch.<P>CJ wins <P><P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

Nick,<BR>Wise, very very wise. <BR>B

Come on Nick, don't wimp out and succumb to a rival Big 12 fiend like CJ.<P>You just got your nuts back.<P>Use them!<BR>