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Cinderella,<P>CRAMPS!!!! <P>Pfffttt!!!<P>C,mon, you can do better than that!!<P>Mitzi,<P>.........never mind <I'm blushing now><P>Bill
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I don't know about cramps, but if it's anything like a case of 'blue-balls' then the guys can relate!
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Child birth???? Surely you can't count out the nine months of hell we guys go through prior to the actual birth? Get this, get that, this hurts, that hurts, rub this, do this.....etc etc etc. Talk about being in pain. We pre-pay our dues up to the point of delivery. ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/grin.gif) <BR>
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Oh I don't think so Jax!<P>I'm not a whiny pregnant woman! I'm very happy and active when I'm pregnant! <BR>Not a pain in the butt at all! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/smile.gif) <P>Mitzi
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Oh I don't think so Jax!<P>I'm not a whiny pregnant woman! I'm very happy and active when I'm pregnant! <BR>Not a pain in the butt at all! <P>Mitzi
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Well it was worth a shot, thought I could get away with it. Sounded good. Almost had myself convinced.
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Oh yes,<P>How about a massive seat slap on your bike?<P>Ouch!<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again
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Well, my vote is for tassle football. The opponent gets to decide where the tassle is placed. No tripping, no kicking, no biting, no scratching--nice and fair. Who will be the referee? Is there anyone impartial?<P>BTW, is any one of you men a tight end? I bet a few of us ladies have the hands for it! I know once I have a ball, I safely tuck it away, and NO ONE can pry it from my hands. <P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
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Tassle Football......OK! <P>Mitzi.....Tease all you want! ![[Linked Image from marriagebuilders.com]](http://www.marriagebuilders.com/forum/images/icons/wink.gif) <P>Bill
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OK! <P>Bill gave me permission to tease!! oooooooo...you guys are in trouble!!! If the tassels don't get to ya, the teasing will! <P>Mitzi
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Teasing is definately allowed, but there will be a time limit, to be determined by the ref.<P>Okay, since no one jumped at my tight end comment, would I be correct in thinking you are all full backs?<P>How do we score on this virtual football game? How do we gain yardage? And considering Jayhawk and I are Jewish, can we rename the "Hail Mary"? <P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
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What's the time limit gonna be on the teasing?? Since I'm not the most knowlegable when it comes to football, I'll just be the team tease! <P>Come on! There's gotta be some tight ends here!!<P>Mitzi
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Since I am a flaming heterosexual, I guess I could qualify for the tight end position. I may be a little light in the [censored] for the position, but I think I could hack it. <P>So Mitzi is the team tease.....hehehehehehe<P>Bill
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Come on Bill!<P>You're gonna be playing against tasseled women! I'm sure you could handle the tight end position! But then again...the guys are gonna be tasseled too, right??!! <P><BR>Mitzi
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Ya know, the more I think about this.....I think we should have a wrestling match....guys against the girls.... <P>I'm sure I could handle the tight end position....where do I have to wear my Tassle????<P><BR>Bill
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Ya know, wrestling would be fine too! Women would still have the advantage! <P>Mitzi
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One condition on the tassles though. If you women get the ball in the end zone, in order for it to qualify as a TD you have to get your tassles to spin in opposite directions.
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Jax,<P>LOL If the women have to make their tassles spin, so do the men! <P>Mitzi
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