If you kiss him right away, you're easy<BR>If you don't, you are frigid<P>If you praise him often, he thinks you are just flattering him<BR>If you don't, he thinks you are self-centered<P>If you agree to all his likes, you are submissive<BR>If you don't, you are controlling<P>If you visit him often, he thinks you're desperate<BR>If you don't, he thinks you're not interested<P>If you are well dressed, he thinks you are vain<BR>If you don't, you're a Plain Jane<P>If you are jealous and watchful, he say's you're possessive<BR>If you're not, then he fools around<P>If you attempt a romance, he says you are smothering<BR>If you don't, he thinks you are cold<P>If you are a minute late, he says you are inconsiderate<BR>If he is late, and you mention it, he says you're impatient<P>If he is visited by another woman, he says "Oh, we're just friends"<BR>If you visit another man, you are fooling around<P>If you kiss him often, he thinks you're forward<BR>If you kiss him only once in a while, he thinks you're too reserved<P>If he fails to help you with the "little things", he brings up the feminist movement<BR>If he does, he expects to be rewarded<P>If you comment at his looking at another woman, he says you're jealous<BR>If you are stared at by other men, you're flirting<P>If you talk, it's always too much<BR>If you listen, it's never enough<P>In short: <P>So complex, yet so predictable <BR>So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their own feelings) <BR>So confusing, yet so funny <BR>but most of all, so damn irritating
