Sorry--this is the best I can do today. I didn't have a great day, and I'm not at my best.<P>IF MEN GOT PREGNANT <P> * Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. <BR>* There would be a cure for stretch marks. <BR>* Natural childbirth would become obsolete. <BR>* Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. <BR>* All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. <BR>* Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. <BR>* Men would be eager to talk about commitment. <BR>* They wouldn't think twins were so cute. <BR>* Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. <BR>* Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. <BR>* Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. <BR>* They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. <BR>* Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. <BR>* Women would rule the world. <P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

The population explosion would wither away. The human race might last two more generations.<P>Women <B>DO</B> rule the world. <P>They just let the men pretend "they" run it...<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again<p>[This message has been edited by c00ker (edited November 03, 2000).]

There is much to be said for having the strongest muscle in the human body.