A man and his tools....there isn't any better defintion of harmonious living. <BR>Why tools are better than women;<P>Tools don't mind if you don't call them.<P>You only have to make one investment on your tools and they're yours for life.<P>A tool can lie in the wet spot, makes no difference, just ad some WD-40.<P>A man with the right set of tools can accomplish anything.<P>Tools don't take up that much room in HIS garage.<P>But when they do, we don't mind.<P>Size really doesn't matter, there's always a right tool to do the job. <P>Tools can cradle you nuts without fear of damaging them.<P>They're always available for a quick fix.<P>They don't mind where you stick them, even in tight places.<P>You can use them to "screw" around and not have to worry about contracting anything.<P>They don't care if you neglect them, and if you do, they'll still perform a job for you.<P>And finally, you can lube them up and they won't ask you what that is for. <P>But beware a man and his power tools. ARRGH ARRGH ARRGH.<P>