One day Adam was walking alone in the garden of Eden when he addressed God and said, "Lord, I sure am lonely here all by myself." and the Lord said "Well, I could make you a companion that'll be there for you always, wait on you hand and foot, cater to your every need and desire without so much as a complaint. But it'll cost you an arm and leg." Adam thought that this would be really nice, then he thought that an arm and a leg was a bit much to pay and said to God, "So, Lord? What can I get for a rib?"

Oh man, I hope you've got your asbestos underwear on. I can feel the flames already! <P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

Ha ha... very funny. <P>c00ker- don't you worry, I left my flamethrower in the garage today.<P>-Java<P>

Right back at ya.<P>A little Bible story........ <P>And God Created Woman. And She was Good. <P>And she had two arms, two legs and three breasts. <P>And God asked woman what she would like to have changed about Herself and she asked for her middle breast to be removed. <P>And it was good. <P>She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob... <P> ...and God created Man. <P><BR>CJ<BR><P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Them's fighting words CJ <P>Are we starting this little war again?<P>I'm ready anytime you are!

Oh my gosh!<P>No! No war! I surrender immediately to you vast superiority and obvious dominance.<P>I meant it as a funny way to turn the same joke around the other way--kind of nude twister with the joke.<P>Anyway...no war! <P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Oh my,<P>Game on!!!<P>------------------<BR>nick<P>it's only time that heals the pain and makes the sun come out again

CJ<P>Even though I am of the testosterone induced persuasion, that was the funniest thing I have read in a long, long, long time.<P>May the Lord Bless You and Keep You,<BR>John

ME! ME! ME! (hand waving in air)<BR>I HAVE ONE!!!! I HAVE ONE!!!!<BR>It's my turn!!!!<BR>Can I tell mine now! Can I !!!! Please!!!!!<BR>Huh! Huh! Huh!<P>(Cinderella is now sitting on both hands, biting her lower lip, about to burst with excitement)<BR>Just tell me when it's my turn!<P>

Okay Cinderella, go ahead and hit us with it. Although I'm sure we'll regret it later.

So, God created Adam and Eve and they were doing their pastoral thing there in the Garden of Eden. A little while later God comes to see them and says "I have two gifts for you but you have to decide which one of you gets which gift." And Adam and Eve think they can work this out. But, naturally, they are eager to know what the gifts are. <P>God says, "The first gift is the ability to urinate standing up." <P>At this Adam gets so excited that he can hardly stand it. He just begs really hard for this gift and, as soon as it is bestowed, he runs around playing with it.<P>Eve sits there quietly, a little disappointed that such a wonderful gift has slipped through her hands. God looks at her very tenderly and asks what's wrong. She responds that nothing is wrong then God says, "Aren't you eager to know what your gift is?" And she replies affirmatively.<P>God then smiles and tells her, "Your gift is multiple orgasms." <BR>

<P>Very nice Cinderella, at least your joke was not referring to men as 'useless boobs' <P>So tell me, does this mean that I'm part woman? Hmmmm, something to ponder

Boy, Jayhawk!<P>You are a tease!<P>Take it easy--there are several of us here who can not take that kind of mental image <P> <P>CJ<P>------------------<BR>Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.